Welcome to the Tour of Puke
- "And if you'll follow me, we can see the plaque dedicated to the ancient Tequila Indians, who discovered Puke."
- "The ancient settlers believed that the ground was formed when fiery rock erupted from the bowels of the earth."
- "As you can see, the Village is bordered by Boaktown, Ralph Springs, and Oral Diarrhea Falls."
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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.