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John prefered to keep his personel belongings with him for safe keeping.

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Get Your War On

"Bicycle Day!" the citizens of Stupidville sang happily as the parade went by. "Hoo-la, hoo-la-la, bingity boingity floppity plop! Bicycle Day again, hooray! Time for shotguns down our throats! Bicycle Day again, ole'! Time to sacrifice our stoats!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

oops here you go

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Get Your War On

"this saddle tastes like ass"

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Pahn really ate it on that last turn.

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What others say about boorite!

Confounded by the recent bicycle thefts, the town's citizens invented the human bike lock.

OR

"Man, this time I bit off more than I can chew..."

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I has a flavor!

When Hoanui at last stood before his goddess with a bicycle rammed through his cheek as a sign of devotion, her laughter destroyed five universes.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.