In a surprise move sure to spark heated controversy, I have decided to repost this series.

CC 250: Ich Bin Ein Lizardsuit -- 1 by biped 7-04-04

I am running for Lizardsuit! Please make me your choice for Lizardsuit in the next Lizardsuit election! Who else is running for Lizardsuit? Nobody! That's why you should elect ME -- LIZARDSUIT -- as your next Lizardsuit! Why, that's just plain silly! Watch it, Granny, or I'll run for Granny! Then you'd be out of a job! Oh, pshaw! Nobody in their right mind would vote for Lizardsuit as their next Granny!

CC 250: Ich Bin Ein Lizardsuit -- 2 by biped 7-04-04

Well, the votes are all in, and by a whopping margin, Lizardsuit has been elected Granny. "...and I look forward to appearing as your duly-elected Granny in all future Granny-related comic strips!" Would you take me to the zoo, please, Granny? Of course I will! That is what Grannies do! And I, Lizardsuit, am your duly-elected Granny! Now get into bed, Timmy, and Granny will read you a bedtime story! Oh boy! Read me the one about Lizardlocks and The Three Lizardsuits again!

CC 250: Ich Bin Ein Lizardsuit -- 3 by biped 7-04-04

...and, not content to appear solely as Granny, Lizardsuit is now making a play for several other well-known Stripcreator positions. "Hee haw! Me lizardsuit on ball! Me get chainsaw and kill you with it! Beep-beep!" Have you heard? We're being replaced as the default characters. Shit! I told you we should've hired a campaign manager! SUCKY-SUCKY! FIE DOLLA! ME RUV YOU RONG TIME!

CC 250: Ich Bin Ein Lizardsuit -- 4 by biped 7-04-04

I am running for Brad! Please make me your choice for Brad in the next Brad election! Okay, Lizardsuit! Now you've gone TOO FAR! Let's let the voters decide, Brad! Maybe they're not too happy with the job you're doing as Brad! ULP! I'd better go hire a campaign manager! Did you hear the wonderful news, Wigudonkey? Lizardsuit was just elected as the new Brad! Wow! That's great, Mr. Stinkybutt!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In a surprise move sure to spark heated controversy, I have decided to bump this thread.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

In a surprise move sure to spark heated controversy, I have decided to enjoy the clever nature of these comics.

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Kill Whitey.

Good thing the position of HCRoyall is an appointed position and he can't get it until I'm dead.

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It was such a waste of everyone’s time and money that even the Tokyo stadium’s rape robots apologized– something they were programmed specifically never to do.

I enjoyed those comments.  How about you, Karl?

"Yessir...I reckon they's good 'uns, all right."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.