A person of my acquaintance, one JDPLVY, arrived here a small while ago and began creating strips in his own (peculiar) style. I was doing strips on him and he came to do some of his own. Here is one of mine on him:

Message Board Dave-Avatar Wars #2 by BobRogers 10-08-04

Dave is at war with himself... I can destroy a message Board in 24 seconds. . . . THERE! proved it! I can destroy a message Board in 18 seconds. . . . THERE! Proved it! I can E-MAIL Stowbi 1300 times in 11 minutes I can ask more than 500 different questions in less than half an hour Uh, oh, DJ steps into the fray. I can . . . I can settle this really quickly. . . Daves, you are banned!

He now seems to have disappeared, along with ALL his toons.

Whether that was a result of his having been banned, or some collossal error, or some voodoo curse exacted by Dcomposed in revenge for an extremely lame strip, I cannot say and do not know.

Hence, the inquiry.

Now if the little fellow (age 29, but short) has twisted someone's tail and gotten the Big Bounce, I'm cool with that. He's not God's gift to public places anyhow, and certainly no stranger to having been banned - being currently banned from more than 50 systems. But me curiosity has arisen, along with my desire to share pizza with Ivy The Plant, so I was just wondering.

Can anyone enlighten me, or perhaps abuse me verbally for being a newbie, or (as an outside chance) compliment me for my rare taste in strips in that I enjoy Mikey G?

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Look at the bottom half of the Fights Go Here forum.

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Now you've done it.

I laughed so hard I choked on an artichoke heart and almost had a heart attack because the attack by JDPLVY on the SC crew in those threads was as lame as masturbating midgets on the "It's a small world after all" ride at Disney.

I have to take my meds now.

Brad - if you want to kill this thread, I will send you nude pictures of Walter Cronkite and Spankling walking on a beach in Nevada as a reward.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

He was banned.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Imagine Bill O'Reilly wanting to revieve email, and that's what he was doing to get banned.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

That thread was incredible. Even by SC standards!

He was waving a big sign that said, "Ban me. I'm a dumb fuck."

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Because it's good for wrestling. . .

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Whether that was a result of his having been banned,
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Yes it was that. You get banned, you cease to exist and in extreme cases your IP address is also banned.

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Now if the little fellow (age 29, but short)

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Excuse me, he was 29? Was he just pretending to be an 11 year old or is he really like that? Never mind.

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Can anyone enlighten me, or perhaps abuse me verbally for being a newbie, or (as an outside chance) compliment me for my rare taste in strips in that I enjoy Mikey G?

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MikeyG's output is an aquired taste, like the bitter mixture of pig semen and mouldy lemon juice we are forced to subsist on when held hostage for 4 years in a maniac's crawl-space, we eventually get to like it.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You got pig semen? Lucky bastard!

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I have taste?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You don't know the half of it. He suffers from a behavioral/neurological disorder called "Ausberger's Syndrome" which is a kind of "idiot Savant" or "Rain Man" thing, and OCD (obsessive, compulsive disorder), plus several other malfunctions of behavior that cumulate in him ultimately being an asshole.

He's not precisely retarded, more like developmentally delayed combined with obsessive anger problems and treatable general borderline psychosis. Just think of Napoleon on Peyote and you'll have most of the picture.

He starts on a message board (often a support board)with a single inane question and if he gets a polite bite, he's off and running, making observations that make no sense, or off topic topics or left field questions.

He's often followed about by an enterouge' of detractors, none of whom can light a candle to the barrage of detraction laid down by our own beloved (see the thread). This results in threads the size of suspension bridge cables, heaping well-deserved abuse on him and scorning his trollisms.

From what I have been able to ascertain over 6 months of observation, Dave (that's his name) is a paranoid, bi-polar, frightened, obnoxious, lonely, socially inept, 29 year old psychiatrically disabled man living with his mother in New York. He is argumenative, aggressive, inarticulate, and socially stupid, but at least lucid enough for computer conversation if the audience is descended from the Marquis De Sade' and into self-flagulation.

I really don't understand why he didn't fit in perfectly.

I have done a series of strips on him and his "misadventures" beginning from the trashing of a Boards to go forum and extending outward by about six months. Ironically, (or not), he actuallys likes the toons, which depict him as an obsessive, compulsive, loudmouth with a heart, as they depict charactures of actual situations he has gotton into while under observation.

Now why do I know so much. It's because I researched him when he first popped up on the radar (google JDPLVY) and have been trying stalking him since spring or so, in hopes of understanding his phenomenon.

Why do I sound like a psychologist offering a dissertation? Because I am a self agrandizing and pompus ass who loves the sound of his own words and I am hoping that all this will make you love me, leading to mindless sweaty sex with several people I crave.

Hope that answers your question Mikey :)

The Secret Life of Message Board Dave by BobRogers 6-13-04

Dave tries valliantly to reason out his troubles I know they're talking about me. I can't find out what they're saying because I'm BANNED from their stupid message board! This is all BOB's fault. If Bob hadn't been talking to me I wouldn't have got banned in the first place. Bob is ruining my life I am doomed... Some things work better than others Wow.. Feeling sorry for myself is a lot of work. I need to find a way to relax. But what to do? Find a car to put pizza on the windshield of? Nope. Aggg The pressure!!! $@#%&%@$# you BOB!

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

I'm not Mikey, but apart from that, thanks for the explanation.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

You don't know the half of it. He suffers from a behavioral/neurological disorder called "Ausberger's Syndrome" which is a kind of "idiot Savant" or "Rain Man" thing, and OCD (obsessive, compulsive disorder), plus several other malfunctions of behavior that cumulate in him ultimately being an asshole.

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I believe the term you're seeking is Asperger's syndrome. If it's not a form of autism, it's akin. It can affect highly intelligent people, causing them to take fanatically to some tasks, and pay zero attention to some others (including social skills). Yes, I know rather well at least one person afflicted with it.

Screw that! I hereby charge you with making a comic series about Napoleon on peyote!

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He starts on a message board (often a support board)with a single inane question and if he gets a polite bite, he's off and running, making observations that make no sense, or off topic topics or left field questions.

He's often followed about by an enterouge' of detractors, none of whom can light a candle to the barrage of detraction laid down by our own beloved (see the thread). This results in threads the size of suspension bridge cables, heaping well-deserved abuse on him and scorning his trollisms.

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Good thing that didn't happen here.

If it's really Asperger's, he's probably brilliant, amoral, unintentionally obnoxious, socially inept, argumentative, aggressive, inarticulate, and probably better off living with his mother. There's no reason he can't have the computer savvy to run wild on the net.

As for the latter item, read the comics by Spankling; we have at least one regular who fills the bill :-)

We have our share of assholes who do fit in. In a place like this, we're very forgiving if you're funny.

And when you finish with him, you'll probably find a half dozen bozos here who are just as interesting case studies. I leave it as an exercise to the interested reader to determine who they might be.

You're talking about boorite, aren't you?

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http://www.tfw2005.com/boards/showthread.php?t=49506

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm busted. You got it right. Much respect in your direction from me.

Two thing else...

1) Any AIM convo that you get into with Dave will end up posted on his web site. Ditto for Email.

2) Boorite would be a good beginning

3) Sorry about that Jes. I am obsessed with MikeyG right now for some reason. It's like licking toads, irrational, but ultimately satisfying.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

I am a swaggering yet insecure, belligerent yet darlingly cute and cuddly and snuggly and sexy and fucking hot as shit, etc., and an asshole. And sometimes funny.

We've all got our niche here, I think. So do you actually live by this schmuck or what?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Not at all. He lives in Pleasant Valley, New York and I, on the other hand am a Floridian, ravaged by Ivan during Hurricane Season (and by TOBOR in REM sleep).

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

Didn't you say he was outside your house yelling or something? Anyway, have you met him?

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I was being metaphorical in a sophomoric attempt to humorously depict his anger.

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."

That's got the potential to be a comic goldmine. I did the same with my crazy ex-neighbor. I would get into conversations with her just so something would start. Of course the more interesting conversations happened when I was ignoring her.

Anyway, I sense the opportunity for new fun...

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 36 by BobRogers 10-31-04

A bright idea, teaching Dave how to make his own cartoons starts off innocntly enough... Strip Creator is a great place to make my own cartoons I can express myself any way I want to. I can even say "fuck" if I feel like it and no one cares. Dave is really into the whole personal experssion thing and is laughing at himself, a rare thing for him. I don't have to worry about being inarticulate or a bad speller because so is everybody else on this web site. This place is perfect... Bob thinks he's the only one that can do this... You're EVIL, DJ! Stowbi, UNBAN ME from B2G! It's piracy, I tell ya! The scene is set for a cosmic confrontation... Well that's it. 12 funny cartoons and one bad one. All done. I'd really like to get rid of the bad one. I wonder how to do that. I know. I'll go to the FORUM and ask some of the Strip Creator regulars how to delete a comic I don't want...

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 37 by BobRogers 10-31-04

Simulated here in Virtual Reality - Dave asks a simple question in one of the forums... ATTN: HOW DO YOU DELETE A COMIC THAT YOU DON'T WANT??? PLZ EMAIL ME @ JD@JDPLVY.COM How do you delete a user you don't want? Others chime in... I know this is a silly question, but why do you want people to e-mail you instead of just answering you in the thread? I think that brad should ban anyone who asks any question already answered in the FAQ... or the updated FAQ when he gets around to it. Dave is quick to anger. It is his nature, of course to believe he is always right... [color=red] BECAUSE I DONT COME HERE THAT OFTEN, THAT'S WHY YO STUPID &%^^%$*&*^%*#&%#&$%^*^%$^*^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/color] So you want people to e-mail their answers to you so that you don't have to bother to come here to read them?

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 38 by BobRogers 10-31-04

Word spreads quickly. A telepathic Troll Alert flows like the Johnstown flood outward across the Kingdom of SC. Assemble the ninions of Hell. There's a newbie on the "Fights go here" board. Right away, Boss Meanwhile, back at the Forum... What a smelly troll.... I've got it! He's my Crazy Ex-Neighbor in disguise! That explains his cluelessness. I love people who start new threads and want you to email them because they don't want to bother reading the thread for responses. Let the Rape begin. HOW COME MY QUESTION WAS ""NOT"" ANSWERD???

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 39 by BobRogers 10-31-04

The explosion is quick and violent. JDplvy is attacked on all sides by a veritable armada of witty, sharp, articulate and seasoned fighters... FUKHEAD S2P WHINNG!1!!!11 WTF IF U RILLY WANTED HELP U SHUD HAEV ASK3D A SNGLE PERSON NOT PUT IT IN A THREAD!1111!1 WTF OR R3AD TEH FUKNG FAQ U FUKNG FUKH3AD!1!11!! OMG LOL TEH R3ST OF US FUKNG READ I You are a primitive moron who doesn't seem to be able to comprehend the most basic of ideals. He tries gamely to fight back but is quickly overcome by college educated intellect at it's razor sharpest Who are you? Is your caps lock key broken? Why can't you spell "answered"?Does your mother know that you have her AOL password? SINCE YOU PPL SEEM TO F**KING MOCK ME, LAUGH @ ME, RIDUCLE ME, MAKE FUN OF ME etc etc etc... YOU PPL HAVE NO BRAINS WHAT SO EVER!!!!!!!!! SO GO F**KYOURSELVS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU PPL ARE LIKE ANIMALS!!!!! The heat of combat can be felt from Ottawa to London... Can't we at least get some good trolls in here once in a while? This like amatuer night in retardoville. You can call him a retard, or a troll, but a girl? HOW DARE YOU!

The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 40 by BobRogers 10-31-04

In the beginning was the word. And the word was BRAD. And BRAD looked across the chaos and darkness and saw that JDPLVY was being shredded even unto being blasted into oblivion by SC Irregulars I am BRAD, thy GOD and thou shalt listen to me... Suffer not the TROLL among ye... but for one chromosone there goeth ye also... Thus speaketh the Lord... JDPLVY is banned!

[Click to view comic: 'The Adventures of Message Board Dave Part 41']

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"I intend to live forever -- so far, so good."