As election day approaches, I imagine some people are thinking of strips with more of a political slant. Here is mine.

A John F's Kerry by fpd 10-28-04

By George, my good man, I wish to enjoy congress with a most liberal lady of the night. Kerry is the most liberal ho in all of D.C. You'll enjoy sliding your dick in her bush. Let us get into bed with each other, Kerry. I so look forward to flip-flopping around with you. For the money you're paying me, I'd even let you put that chainy up my ass, and I'd cry "Hee Haw!" like a donkey. Come back anytime, Mr. Moneybags. I love a john who's hung like an elephant, and I like your money too. And I loved how liberal you were with me. I hope you and your oily bush will service my special interests for years to come.

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Since that first political strip, I have created some more:

This one won the WW 29 competition for World's Worst Things To Say During A Political Campaign.[br]

WW29: Why some Stripcreator characters didn't get elected by fpd 11-05-04

How do you plan to finance your campaign for the Whitehouse? Sucky, sucky, five dollah. How do you answer the concern that the Patriot Act erodes the rights and freedoms granted to us by the Constitution? TOBOR CORNHOLE CONSTITUTION!!! If elected, Water Cooler Robot, what will you make the most important task of your presidency? HUMAN OVERPOPULATION IS THE GRAVEST THREAT TO THE WORLD. I WILL NOT RELENT UNTIL I ERADICATE THE HUMAN PROBLEM.

This one is for CC 266, whose rules were more mechanical than contextual.[br]

CC 266: Amend for Arnold by fpd 11-20-04

Of all of America's founding fathers, the most loyal by far was Benedict Arnold. Unlike such traitors as Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin, Arnold remained loyal to the English crown. These traitors stole the colonies and wrote a constitution that barred anyone not born on American soil from becoming President. But Arnold knew that America's rightful rulers were born in Europe, and it was his dream for the colonies to one day return to European rule. And now a real mensch seeks to become President, but he is barred from doing so by a relic of the founding fathers' silly europhobia. Show that you're not some yellow girly man afraid of European rule. Amend for Arnold.

This one is for the WW 34 competition for World's worst place to be at midnight on Dec. 31 / Jan. 1.[br]

WW 34: A New Year for Beetle Bailey by fpd 12-28-04

So, Beetle, can you make it to our New Year's party? The kids would love to see their uncle. Sure thing, Lois. Beetle, pack your bags. They're sending us to Iraq. But Sarge, we've been in the army for fifty years without going to war. Why are they sending us now? Die, infidel! And a happy New Year to you too. Gosh, how is a guy supposed to get any sleep with all this racket going on?

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Why do you always do political stuff?

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

fpd is like a funny CHUBBY.

I don't always do political stuff. This thread is merely for collecting together what I do that is political, and it presently has only four of my, at this time, 339 strips. That's little more than one percent. Most of what I do is lampooning of comic book superheros.

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It was a joke.

I like your stuff.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx