A picture of Trout Revere's famous ride.

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I has a flavor!

Seeing this picture makes me want a Guinness.

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Holy mackerel! Lance Finstrong wins the Turbot de France for the sixth time in a roe!

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Scientists say that the Northern Snakehead is capable of traveling short distances on land.

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What others say about boorite!

"Jesus Christ, I'm late for school!"

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

hahahahahaha!

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"Honey, you need to clean yourself. You smell like a bike seat."

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

And in other news, the polluted waterways of Newark New Jersey seem to have kicked evolution up a notch.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

People began to doubt Steven Spielberg's sanity when he announced his upcoming remake of "The Bicycle Thief" with an all-fish cast.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Kaufman is the best pundit ever.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.