The elections are over, but this is still a semi-timely subject:

World's Worst Things To Say During A Political Campaign.

Think of the most inadvisable things to blurt out, or state with utter, clueless confidence, during a speech, interview, photo-op, debate, etc. that might be somewhat detrimental to your campaign. There are no rules whatsoever, except for one: you cannot refer, in any way, to Arnold Schwarzenegger's testicles.

Arnold Schwarzenegger's testicles -- I mean, judging -- will probably take place one week from today.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW 29: Someone had to do it... by fzh 11-04-04

You forgot Poland. I hear there's rumors on the internets Need some wood?

WW29: Think with brass balls by quodlibet 11-04-04

Deaner! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Great shoes to fill! Vote for me! I did Monica Lewinsky too! Dubya! A vote for George Bush is a vote for Presidents Cheney, Rumsfeld and Rice!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

WW29: Why some Stripcreator characters didn't get elected by fpd 11-05-04

How do you plan to finance your campaign for the Whitehouse? Sucky, sucky, five dollah. How do you answer the concern that the Patriot Act erodes the rights and freedoms granted to us by the Constitution? TOBOR CORNHOLE CONSTITUTION!!! If elected, Water Cooler Robot, what will you make the most important task of your presidency? HUMAN OVERPOPULATION IS THE GRAVEST THREAT TO THE WORLD. I WILL NOT RELENT UNTIL I ERADICATE THE HUMAN PROBLEM.

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Morals by M3t4 11-05-04

2008 Mr. Cheney, you say that you'll win this campaign with even more votes than Bush did in 2004. How will you accomplish this feat? By sticking to the same conservative morals that I and Bush ran with in 2004. America doesn't want "liberal ideas" being pushed onto them. America wants traditional christian values. These traditional conservative christian values are the same values that brought out all the small town born-again evangelical christians out to vote. By the way my daughters a lesbian.

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Get Your War On

WW29: ..You wanted THIS GUY to win? by 80_Million_Fleas 11-06-04

...The war in Iraq was at the wrong place, at the wrong time.. and with no REAL allies either! Poland? C'mon people! Sen. Kerry.. Says here that you voted FOR the us to attack Iraq unilaterally. Umm.. How about that economy eh? In the crapper, I say! We're losing jobs left and right. Kerry... While it's true we lost jobs since 9-11, as of 2003 we've had a steady job growth. .... I support abortion! Kill all babies! ...You're so screwed.

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

Any more entries out there? I'm going to judge this thing when you least expect it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW ??: Political Suicide by Zegota 11-10-04

Hello everybody. I'm king of the Jews!

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And you know what Hell is, folks. It's Andy Gibb, singing 'Shadowdancing' for aeons and aeons...

It's late, I know. Sorry about that.

WW29: Osama for President! 1 by quodlibet 11-10-04

We Muslims are not as different as you Americans would think. For one, we all worship the same God as the Christians and Jews. That is to say, we worship the god of money. We also snip off our little boy's penises, just like Jews and many Christian groups. Why do we do this? So you see, we're not all that different from you. Vote Osama for President!

WW29: Osama for President! 2 by quodlibet 11-10-04

You see, the similarities do not end there! We have as many fat disgusting rude people as you do. Whaddaya want? Six extra large Big Macs and step on it, nigger. We have as many intolerant and ignorant people willing to die on a pointless crusade against the infidels! How many innocent fellow Muslims can I blow up in Iraq today? Let's rape our country of irreplaceable natural resources and squander money on fighter jets, foreign wars, and gas-guzzling SUVs! Osama for President! How different could I be from George Bush?

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

WW thing to say in a political speech by xxausrottenxx 11-11-04

In conclusion, members of the UN, the notorious BIG was way more popular after he died, so in response to that, we have announced the release of 'Yasser Arafat- The Christmas Classics'

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This was a very difficult decision, but I declare fpd the winner for the comic "WW29: Why some Stripcreator characters didn't get elected."

(cue balloon drop)

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Too late I know.

A New Evil for a New Millennium by smamurai 5-05-04

On the campaign... The ratings on that last speech was an all-time low. The public are bored with the 'terrorist' angle. We need a new enemy. Nobody likes kiddy-fiddlers. We should write a speech that spearheads a new drive towards eliminating paedophiles. Just when you thought it was safe to go back in your daughter.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I would have noticed that I won sooner, but for the past few days, the forums haven't been indicating that there were any new messages here. I'm not sure why this is, but in the same time, stripcreator has begun requiring me to log in each time I come to the site, and I'm too lazy to do that unless I really need to. It used to be that I would be logged in indefinately. I could turn off my computer, get online another time, and I would still be logged in to this site. Well, anyway, I'll scan what's been done before and come up with something new for WW 30.

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