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CHUBBY
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| Why do people object when you torture prisoners of war? Who are these people? | |
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Rummy has a run-in with the local convenience store owner....
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| Hey! What are you thinking this is, the public library? If you want to read CHICKS WITH DICKS, you have to buy it! | |
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| Listen, you camel jockey. I'll have John Ashcroft send you to Gitmo so fast it'll make your turban spin! | |
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And George gets an idea....
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| ...see, the gag is, Saddam doesn't HAVE any WMD's. It's a war about nothing! | |
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| A war about nothing. I like it! | |
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| Why do they call it "friendly fire"? It kills you just as dead as enemy fire. They should call it "fire from our side that isn't very friendly". | |
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Who will win "The Contest"?
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| I will bet you I can be "Master of My Domain". | |
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| And I'll bet you I can be Master of Your Domain! | |
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And George has another run-in with "The Femi-Nazi".
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| You pro-life? Then NO VOTES for you, my friend. | |
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| ..."Geneva Convention? I don't even speak SWISS." | |
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... has Rummy's past caught up with him?
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| Special Agent Bookman. I want to talk to you about these WMD's you sold Saddam twenty years ago. | |
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...and Rummy and George try to remember what they were looking for in Iraq anyway.
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| Uh, lessee. Headbone connected to de neckbone.... | |
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| Didja ever notice people are fungible? Why do parents get upset when their kids die in Iraq? Why don't they go home, make love, and have another kid? Who are these people? | |
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Rummy runs into his neighbor...
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| Hello, Rummy. I saw you at the screening of "Fahrenheit 9/11" last night-- making out with your date! | |
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....and George loses his job with the Yankees...
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| It's ok. Just show up for work at the office on January 21, like you usually do. | |
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| What do you mean, usually? | |
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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx
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