Bow, scum.

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I has a flavor!

Moments later, laser beams fired from the creature's eyes incinerated scores of onlookers.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Okay, I think I'm done...
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Heh! I hope she turns out to be the new mascot of your favorite black metal band.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I'd hit it.

The crowd breathed a sigh of relief upon learning that only five newborn babies would be eaten alive this year.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

He could feel the booze sweat dripping inside the mask. He felt weak in the knees. He arched his back and dropped on all fours. He hacked. His stomach convulsed as if he were going to give birth through his mouth. His teeth spread wide. He hacked again.

"NOT ON THE CARPET!" Yelled a pet owning mom who kicked him in the ass until he was out the door. In the parking lot he coughed up the contents of the rotting innards. How had he gone from majoring in library sciences to doing this in malls for chump change? He blamed Bush.

Parents had a hard time explaining the presence of a beer cap, the stench of whiskey, beans, and no hair in "Hello Kitty's hairball."

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Wow Spankling, that was a very good description.

One would almost think you had firsthand experience...

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Hello Kitty Mall Openings: It's not just a job, it's sweating your ass of in a huge, uncomfortable costume for 7.50 an hour.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.