2010: The Year We Make License Plates by CHUBBY 9-20-04

Hi, I'm Dubya. Shut up bitch, and bend over! Dubya learns another meaning of the word "mandate" from his cellmate, Darnell. I never knew it could be like this!

2010: The Year We Make Big Ones Into Little Ones by CHUBBY 9-23-04

Dubya has finally been put in prison, where he has made a new friend, Darnell. Hey bitch-- toss my salad! OK. My pappy brought me some endive and mesclun greens. Do you have any croutons?

2010: The Year We Make New Friends by CHUBBY 10-03-04

Dubya has been imprisoned for high crimes and misdemeanors. And now, so has former Vice-President "Dick" Cheney. Hey, Boy! I'm looking for Dubya! Isn't this his cell? Shut up bitch, and bend over! Take it easy there, Sambo. Don't you know who I am? I'm "Dick"-- I'll show you dick, motherfucker! Later... This is why I came out in favor of gay marriage.

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2010: The Year We Make Obscene Phone Calls by CHUBBY 10-16-04

Bill O'Reilly, this court finds you guilty of perjury and sentences you to a term of not less than one year in jail. I know, I know.... Later.... Man, that was better than a vibrator! One thing's for sure: I'm never going back to the "No-Spin Zone", if you.... SHUT UP BITCH, AND TOSS MY SALAD!

2010: The Year We Make Bacon by CHUBBY 11-06-04

The first federal trial for spamming has come to an end. You are hereby sentenced to a term of not less than nine years in the federal penitentiary. Let the punishment fit the crime. DEAD SPAM WALKING! Oh, PLEASE let it fit the crime! Hi, you must be Darnell, my cellmate. I-- SHUT UP BITCH, AND BEND OVER! I'VE BEEN TAKING REGALIS, ALSO KNOWN AS SUPERVIAGRA, AND I'M READY TO GO ALL WEEKEND!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

What color is John Ashcroft's parachute? by CHUBBY 11-12-04

Job offers are pouring in for Ashcroft. Human shield..... Those terrorists wouldn't dare...... AIEEEEEEEEEE!!! Cartoonist..... cunt asshole cocksucking wtf omg rotflmfao Prison ministry..... Have you heard the good news, brother? SHUT UP BITCH, AND BEND OVER!

2010: The Year We Make Things the Way They Ought To Be by CHUBBY 10-04-04

I'm Rush Limbaugh! Ni-- uh, blacks are BAD! Drug addicts should be in PRISON! Gay marriage is WRONG! Frivolous lawsuits are WRONG! That old bat got $30,000,000 from McDonald's for spilling hot coffee in her lap! That's WRONG! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Six years later.... That moment when, whacked out on oxycontin, I spilled hot coffee in my lap, was the beginning of my new life. I awoke in the prison infirmary. It was there I met Darnell. We got married. Pres. Kerry legalized gay marriage. But this time next year, I'll be a woman. Yes, McDuck's is paying to remove my burnt, useless male organs and replace them with a vagina. I already have boobs. Here he is now! Hi, Darnell! SHUT UP BITCH, AND BEND OVER!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

BOO!

2010: The Year We Make Bacon by CHUBBY 11-06-04

The first federal trial for spamming has come to an end. You are hereby sentenced to a term of not less than nine years in the federal penitentiary. Let the punishment fit the crime. DEAD SPAM WALKING! Oh, PLEASE let it fit the crime! Hi, you must be Darnell, my cellmate. I-- SHUT UP BITCH, AND BEND OVER! I'VE BEEN TAKING REGALIS, ALSO KNOWN AS SUPERVIAGRA, AND I'M READY TO GO ALL WEEKEND!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

2010: The Year We Make Like a Tree and Leave by CHUBBY 12-07-04

OUR STORY SO FAR..... Dick and Dubya have been imprisoned for high crimes and misdemeanors, where they meet Darnell, who initiates them into the ways of prison. Dick! Boy am I glad to see you! We're gettin' outta here! What are you talking about? Darnell dug a tunnel. It's almost completed. All we have to do is finish it, and we're free! I'll go get him. Uh, he can't come. I shanked him in the shower. Oh, is that what the kids call it nowadays? I heard he was four-timing me.

2010: The Year We Make Like a Shepherd and Get the Flock Out by CHUBBY 12-07-04

How much farther? Can't be long now. Do what I do. What's that? Whistle while you work. Yeah, about that. If I hear "The Great Escape" one more time, I'll Trotsky you with this pickaxe.

2010: The Year We Make Ourselves Scarce by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Dubya, I can't do it! My heart! Oh, c'mon Dick! Where would our troops be if I had given up? You did give up. You surrendered to Iraq in 2007. See? And where are the troops? C'mon, just a little further! I have a feeling we're very close!

2010: The Year We Make A Big Stink by CHUBBY 12-07-04

See? I told you we weren't far. Far from where? Where are we? I dunno, but it looks mighty familiar. Yeah, now you mention it. Wherever we are, I hope there's a shower. You smell like you came here by sewer. So do you. We did come here by sewer.

2010: The Year We Make Mistakes by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Hey, did you hear that? What? Someone's coming! Hide! Did you hear that? I couldn't hear anything with your thighs around my ears.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

2010: The Year We Make in Our Pants by CHUBBY 12-07-04

It can't be! It is! No. This is my worst fuckin' nightmare. PRESIDENT CLINTON!!!!! PRESIDENT CLINTON!!!!!

2010: The Year We Make Out by CHUBBY 12-07-04

PRESIDENT CLINTON!!!! You just said that. Hello boys. We had a tip you might be coming. You really need a shower. I hear the ones at the prison are excellent. Wait there, I'll call them. Man, I don't believe somebody dropped a dime on us. Nobody knew about our plan-- nobody alive, that is. SHUT UP BITCH, AND BEND OVER!

2010: The Year We Make Explanations by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Later, as the afterglow wears off..... Darnell, I can't believe you ratted us out. I can't believe you were five-timing me. Besides, I shanked you. That was my evil twin, Parnell. It was a sting. They knocked a nickel off my sentence. Where are we? You mean you don't know, fool? This is the White House sub-basement! Cool! Can we see the submarines?

2010: The Year We Make True Confessions by CHUBBY 12-07-04

I thought you were a gay. I AIN'T GAY, FOOL! Prison rape ain't about sex! It's about power! For me, it's about true love. SHUT UP, FOOL! On the outside, I only do fat white chicks. And other straight black males like myself. Did you hear that? I couldn't hear anything with your thighs around my ears.

2010: The Year We Make Out Like Bandits by CHUBBY 12-07-04

What are we doing here, anyway? You said we were going to shoot submarines. Well, we are, but until we see one, this will pass the time. But you said you were going to show me where you do your work. This is where I do my work. Hill never comes down here. But why did I have to take off my dress if I'm only going to-- Believe me, if you knew my history, you wouldn't be asking that.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

2010: The Year We Make Introductions by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Hey, did you hear that? Shut up bitch, and bend over! Dick? Clinton? Darnell? Fats?

2010: The Year We Make Allowances by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Hey, you take back that "Fats"! I resemble that remark! It's OK, Mr. President. He was talking to me. He used to know me back in the day when I was several hundred pounds overweight. You were several hundred pounds overweight? Yeah, I'm afraid so. I wish I'd known you then. You musta been a real piece of ass.

2010: The Year We Make Amends by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Who's the chippy? That was no chippy, that was my wife. No, the blonde. Oh, her. Uh, Fats Something-or-other, I think. I thought you meant Hill. I beg your pardon. You'll have to take that up with Hill.

2010: The Year We Make Music by CHUBBY 12-07-04

WHAT IS GOING ON HERE! Uh-- Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! *"Happy Birthday to You" by Mildred and Patty Hill. All rights reserved. "Happy Birthday-- to you. Happy Birthday-- to you. Happy Birthday-- Madame President--"* SHUT UP BITCH, AND BEND OVER!

2010: The Year We Make Up by CHUBBY 12-07-04

It's not my birthday! Well, uh, that's why it's a surprise. Oh, yeah? I've got a surprise for you, Mr. Ex-President! I feel your pain. You-- do? Oh, Bill! Yeah. Blue balls. Meet me in the Lincoln Bedroom in a half an hour.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

2010: The Year We Make Plans by CHUBBY 12-07-04

Boy, you sweet-talked your way outta that one. Yeah, but how many more times can that work? I'm sick of it. I'm a laughingstock. "The First Man". My tux is in the Smithsonian. I guess we'll get outta here. Go back to prison. I can't imagine what that's like. No freedom. No privacy. No dignity. No women. Take me with you.

2010: The Year We Make A Mess by CHUBBY 12-07-04

I feel your pain, too. You do? Sure. Impeached. And for what? Some DNA on a piece of blue fabric. Yeah. That was unfair. And stupid. I TOLD Karl Rove to take that suit to the dry cleaners.

2010: The Year We Make Up Our Minds by CHUBBY 12-07-04

What will you do now? Miz Clinton offered me a job. What's a "intern"? What will you do now? Go back to my husband. I'm sorry we didn't do anything, but I'm sorta glad. Where's "Dick"? He's having his fifth heart attack, Fats.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

If you want to know more.....

"Chocolate Chunks"

Remember, the more you know.....

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

CHUBBY, I'm gonna be frank with you.

You have the setups and punchlines of a withered old veteran stripper (well, some of them, anyway), but you still suffer from major n00b issues like, say, an overabundance of narration, writing so much text that "Bottom Pop" occurs... get your head in the game, mang, you could really be funny.

No you couldn't.

OK, Frank. Point taken. Too many words! (Hey, if you don't like them, why would you read them? But from now on, I'll do lame crap like this.)

NEXT DIMENSION!!!! by possums 12-06-04

HDBX!! HDBX!! HDBX!! HDBX!! CATCHY, ISN'T IT?! NO!!

Let's see. Asian girls? Check. No background? Check. Unfunny non-sequitirs? Check. No punchline? Check. OK, good to go!

Yeah, Dubya cartoons are no longer relevant, but those Asian girls are just a bottomless pit of rib-tickling yuks! Oh, my sides!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

There's a difference between pornography bad and YOU bad. Because pornography never tried to have punchlines. Yours tried to accomplish greatness but fell short. Also, I'm really fucking sick of Bush jokes. They aren't that funny anymore.

NEXT DIMENSION was not didn't even try to achieve greatness. It was an inside joke, one that you would get, but unfortunately, YOU'RE NOT FUCKING COOL ENOUGH FOR IRC!!!

Get some ointment, bitch, you're gonna need it.

Gather round, boys and girls. Let Uncle Possum show you how it's done.

:| by possums 12-06-04

RAAR! Don't make me Damascuss you out! lovvin eyes... can nevar see....... GREEE HEE HEE!!! LIKE YOU A TOAST?!?! Cult websites are pretty fucked up, too. Sucky sucky. Fie dolla.

Asian girls? Check. Tobor? Check. Unfunny non-sequitirs? Check.

My cat could roll around on the keyboard and make a funnier cartoon than you.

Well, you certainly succeeded.

This is like saying, "You're not cool enough to be equipment manager of the basketball team." Dork.

I'm really sick of cretins like you complaining like I forced, coerced, asked, suggested, or even wanted you to read my strips. I didn't. I don't. In fact, I forbid it. You obviously lack the prerequisites. Leave me alone. What is your obsession with me? Go back to fucky sucky cornhole. Jesus.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

Chubby, when I say that you're not cool enough for IRC, I really mean that you have no friends on stripcreator and should probably leave. You didn't even get half the inside jokes in my comic and therefore should get your foot out of your mouth and sew it shut.

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This is like saying, "You're not cool enough to be equipment manager of the basketball team." Dork.

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I assumed you wanted them to be read when you posted them in Read My Damn Comics and Comic Showcase.
And if it is just possums you don't want reading them, put up warnings, like: "possums, don't read my comics! Thank you!"