All Dubya's Men by CHUBBY 10-10-04

How Dubya picks his staff... Rep. Porter Goss, Michael Moore here. You worked at the CIA in the 60's. Could you run it now? Good heavens, no. I'm not even qualified to work there as an agent! Later... Hey Porter! Didn't you use to work at the CIA? Yes, Dubya. Wanna run it? OK.

More of Dubya's Men by CHUBBY 10-10-04

1981. What's in the coat? Caughtcha redhanded, shoplifting! But I'm CIA. If you resign from the company, we'll make all this go away. OK. 2004. So, you see, Dubya, that's why I can't be the number 3 man at the CIA. OK. We'll make you Porter Goss' advisor.

Good Grief, More of Dubya's Men by CHUBBY 10-29-04

Previously, on "All Dubya's Men": Rep. Porter Goss, Michael Moore here. You worked at the CIA in the 60's. Could you run it now? Good heavens, no. I'm not even qualified to work there as an agent! Dubya nominated Goss to run the CIA. I worked there forty years ago in a very minor capacity. I was just a paper pusher. Mexico City, 1963. See http://www.conspiracyplanet.com/channel.cfm?channelid=94&contentid=1503 Porter, you know everybody in the death squad? Frank Sturgis, Howard Hunt, Felix Rodriguez, Edwin Wilson, Barry Seal, and this is William Seymour, who impersonated Oswald for us. I'm looking forward to working with all of you.

All H. Dubya's Men by CHUBBY 10-29-04

Previously, on "All Dubya's Men": Rep. Porter Goss, Michael Moore here. You worked at the CIA in the 60's. Could you run it now? Good heavens, no. I'm not even qualified to work there as an agent! Dubya nominated Goss to run the CIA. But why Goss? I worked there forty years ago in a very minor capacity. I was just a paper pusher. Texas, 1963. Nice shot, Porter. Thanks, H. Dubya. We'd better get outta here. I'll meet you back at the safe house.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

BOO!