A field guide to movie cliches by CHUBBY 10-11-04

Judges who impose innovative sentences. You are hereby sentenced to coach a little league team of streetwise but lovable moppets all the way to the state championship, thereby learning valuable lessons in life. THANK you, your honor! The two rogue cops walking to a showdown with the badguys, one with a pump action shotgun, the other with a magnum. The action hero and the ingenue walking calmly away in slow mo as stuff blows up behind them.

A Children's Guide to Movie Cliches by CHUBBY 10-19-04

Racing against time to see his (wife/girlfriend/kids), the hero's car breaks down and he has to run the last several blocks. The con trying to go straight who is lured into one last score. Jude Law.

A field guide to movie cliches: The prequel by CHUBBY 10-14-04

Asian hookers. Me love you long time! The standoff. The big, lumbering, masked serial killer who manages to catch up to a marathon runner. EEK!

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

BOO!