Alberto Gonzales Gonzales by CHUBBY 11-11-04

So, Alberto, are you excited about being the first Hispanic Attorney-General? Si. We'd have a punchline here if only your sister's name was Sue. Si.

Speedy Gonzales confirmation expected by CHUBBY 11-14-04

I'm Senator Arlen Spectre (Nazi-PA), chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee. I can't say I'm thrilled about confirming a beaner as A-G, but we must needs rubber-stamp all W's appointments. Si. First question: What would you do if a blue state legalized euthanasia? Sue. Sue? Si.

Arriba! Arriba! Andale! Andale! by CHUBBY 11-15-04

Attorney General-Designate Gonzales, the Judge Advocate General Corps has come out against your nomination because of your position on torture. Si. Any comment? *(Sigh) Sigh? Si.

Alberto Gonzales Gonzales by CHUBBY 11-11-04

So, Alberto, are you excited about being the first Hispanic Attorney-General? Si. We'd have a punchline here if only your sister's name was Sue. Si.

Awfully shy for a lawyer by CHUBBY 11-15-04

So, you are in favor of torture? Si. What is your favorite instrument of torture? Saw. Saw? Si.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx

The Magic Burrito by CHUBBY 11-15-04

Family values are very important. Are you married? Si. How's your wife? Sow. Sow? Si.

Si-N-N by CHUBBY 11-15-04

Does your wife work? Si. What does she do? Sew. Sew? Si.

Live on Si-Span by CHUBBY 11-15-04

Do you and your wife go on vacation? Si. I'm almost afraid to ask this, but where do you go? Sea. Sea? Si.

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"We're fighting for this woman's honor, which is probably more than she ever did." Groucho Marx