1. AndyDougan in 20 years
2. Siegfried & Roy sans the Big Cats
3. Mr. Belvidere's new show, "Mr. Ballsadere"

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

By the title, I was expecting a picture of Kajun tied to your bed, it would have explained where he's gone...

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

Isn't that Sean William Scott on the right?

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Poop.

Rabid_Weasle sure knows his naked men.

"When I said to use a rubber, that's not what I meant."
I've always wondered how they make brown suits.
When they get mad, do they say "You can go blow my balloon"?

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AFROMANS MOVE

"Goiter and Elephantiasis of the scrotum afflict thousands each year. But finally there's hope..."

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

That's right. I have hairless, ugly homos on my elbows. So what! I'm rich! I can do what I want!

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

This interpretive dance of the Industrial Revolution was closed down the night it opened. The audience never caught on to the meaning behind the dance, but it is believed that the man on the right caught something from the man on the left.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.