Poor Little Sally -- 1 by biped 12-04-04

I'm dead, Mommy. Wha -- wh-why did you say that, sweetums? Because I was killed while you were at the store. I'm dead now. My body is in there -- in the bathroom. Y-your...BODY? Omigod -- SALLY! Why are you SAYING this to me? Bye, Mommy. I'm going up to Heaven now. NO! SALLY -- NO!

Poor Little Sally -- 2 by biped 12-04-04

I'm going up to be with God now. We...we'll get through this somehow, Edna -- we've GOT to. Oh, WAH-HA-HA!!! Her...her MANGLED CORPSE...it's all MY FAULT!!! WAH-HA-HA!!! *SOB!!!* Well, looks like the bastard's gonna get away scott-free, Lieutenant. God, I hate that. Sometimes you solve a case...and sometimes... sometimes you hate yourself just a little more...for the rest of your life.

Poor Little Sally -- 3 by biped 12-04-04

God...would you please make my Mommy and Daddy not feel so bad about me being dead? I'll try, Sally. Edna, LOOK -- FREE CABLE! Sorry, Marge -- I'm just not gonna be able to "get it up" for awhile. Self-hatred...flaring up... Oh, GAWD, what is it THIS time? Some fucking little BRAT get WASTED again?

Poor Little Sally -- 4 by biped 12-04-04

Ha-ha-HA! I got away with CHILD MURDER, and now I'm livin' in PARADISE! Those fuckin' PIGS can't TOUCH my fuckin' ass! Ha-ha-HA! This just in -- kangaroo picks up loaded shotgun, kills innocent man. Aww, the poor man. Well, fuck. And now, here's Chip with sports.

Poor Little Sally -- 5 by biped 12-04-04

Hi, Mommy! I'm an angel now! OH, SALLY!!! OH MY SWEETUMS!!! WAH-HA-HA!!! "This just in -- kangaroo picks up loaded shotgun, kills innocent man." COOL! Well Ed, I've gotta commend you...for FUCKIN' THE EVER-LIVIN' SHIT OUTTA ME last night! Well, Dick likes to fuck. Dick don't give two hot shits about my job-related bullshit.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Not as good as Robot Joe, but still a potential legend

I cried. That poor man.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Maybe I'll have to stop pronouncing your name like "wiped" again.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.