..Your all a bunch of Jews.

Love, Ewwww

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"No obscene images." I guess I'll just have to settle for saying cocksucker a lot.

Are we all a bunch of niggerz aswell? OMFG!!!111

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Poop.

Gah! Why didn't someone tell me sooner?
I've got so much to do to get ready for Hannakuh.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I knew I had a bus parked on my face for a reason.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

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..Your all a bunch of Jews.

Love, Ewwww

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I just legally changed my name to Epstein Goldfarb.

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

Does this mean I can have sex with Kitty Pryde without people going on about mixin' the religions?

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I has a flavor!

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..Your all a bunch of Jews.

Love, Ewwww

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Saturday Evening in the Red Light District by kaufman 2-18-04

Sucky sucky, fifty cent! Hey, stop it right there. It's sinful what you're doing! What? To engage in consensual commercial sex for a living? There are far worse things than that going on. It's not that. It's just that the sun isn't completely down. It's still the Sabbath. Wait a few minutes, then we can work. Sucky sucky. Havdalah.

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