Does anyone have any lotion?

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Get Your War On

"Look, that cat has no hair."

"No hairs in this pussy's mouth when it licks itself."

"Bald pussies are unnatural, and like other unnatural things, belong strictly on porn websites."

"But it's so much more fun to stroke and cuddle hairy pussies."

It looks like some sci-fi alien. Actually, to be honest, it reminds me of Jean -Luc Picard from that Star Trek series.

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

Yodda at middle age.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

"Meo- *hack* *wheeze*"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

"But you said you liked it shaved!"

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I has a flavor!