While we're resurrecting old stuff we think is funny...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Relationship Test: Question #4 by gabe_billings 3-04-01

Your sweetie asks you about her vocal ability... Honey, when I sing in the shower, do you think I sound good? I can't tell. I usually have my fingers jammed into my ears. Do you lie just a little to spare her feelings? Baby, Whitney Houston and Mariah Carey got nothin' on you. Come over here, lover, and let me lull you to bed with a song. Or do you let loose with the cold, hard truth? Fuck! That was you? I thought the cat was stuck in the dryer again! I wonder how much those do it yourself divorce kits cost?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Relationship Test: Question #5 by gabe_billings 3-04-01

Your wife thinks you should spend a little more quality time together. You're going out with the boys again tonight? I thought this 'spending time together' shit was just while we were dating. Do you heed her wishes and try and get romantic? How about I stay in and we read 'The Bridges of Madison County' together? Maybe we can sprinkle rose petals on the bed. Or do you tell her the real story? Hey, if I got any singles left from the titty bar I'll throw a couple your way for a new copy of Vogue. I'm moving in with my mother.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Relationship Test: Question #5 by gabe_billings 3-04-01

Your love tells you about her plans for the future. I'd like to go back to school and get my MBA, then maybe think about a career. Shit.... To you take the supportive approach? That's great, honey. I'm glad to see you're making your dreams a reality. I sure picked a winner. Or not? I'll give you five seconds to get your bitch ass in the kitchen where it belongs before I start cuttin' pieces off a ya. I'm going... I'm going...

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The Relationship Test: Question #8 by gabe_billings 3-05-01

Your wife lays down the law about your computing habits. Honey, you spend almost as much time on that Lowpush thingie as you do at work. You're gonna have to choose; it or me. That's an easy choice, dear. Do you take the diplomatic route? I'm so sorry. I've made my last comic and hung up my Lowpass hat. That a boy! Let's go watch 'When Harry Met Sally' again. Or the more severe? ... So that's when I chopped her up in the meat grinder and fed her to the cat. I got the idea from an old Twilight Zone. It had to be done.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

My apologies if I missed anyone elses. I thought there may have been a few, but I couldn't remember who else had done them except bunner and I.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

The old thread should still be back there somewhere...

I know I did a couple...

The Relationship Test: Question #9 by DexX 3-19-01

Your wife asks you THAT question... Honey... do you think I should try to lose some weight? oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit You could be truthful... Agh, the pain... so much blood... help me! For the love of God! Call me "fat" will you, motherfucker. Now, where are those secateurs... ...or you could be diplomatic... *choke* What did I say wrong? I said you were perfect... *gag - spit* ...just the way you are... *cough* Please get a compress to stop the bleeding... Bastard! You want to keep me just like I am, hold me back, never let me improve myself... I'm calling my mother! She can hold you still while I kick you...

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i'm going to print these out and staple them to my girlfriend.

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I LIVE!

The Relationship Test: Question #10 by DexX 3-19-01

You are about to get your first week off work for three years, when your wife comes to you with this "suggestion"... Hey, honey, I told my mother that we would be spending the week at her place! Must.... kill.... Would you turn it around? I think you should go alone, spend some quality time with your mother. I would only get under your feet. Oh, angel, you're so considerate. You're right - mum would love being "one of the girls" with me. ...or perhaps not... ...and that's when I starting sending her to her mother's, one piece at a time, Your Honour.

I know, not patch on yours and Bunner's, but I was participating, damn you!!! *sniff*

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One question, Gabe - how the hell did you get those posted so quickly? The chicken/road thread took me ages, but you got all of those posted in about three minutes...

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$12.99

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What others say about boorite!

First comic I ever saw (was on the front page) which therefore put bunnerabb as the first person on my favorites list. (At least, I think this was the one)

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Mediocrity at its most average.

My first comic, not very funny, though.

Lost by Deisel 8-02-01

Are you sure this is the way...? Yes after all I did take navigation courses on the internet made by Apple Co. How does that help?

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"You don't scare me with your silly knees bent running about advancing behavior."-Monty Python