Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat.
From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.
Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat.
From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.

35 plus 4 divided by 2, the partygoers who don't burst open don't know,
This sociable sound demon screwing into an obtuse angle easily,
They dunno where from or where to, but anyway he divided the sound.
Everyone's winding chatter is a dangling handkerchief.

An alteration in the radar and in the nonsense coming over the airwaves,
If you start snorin', your heartbeat that's goin' up as much as your personality changes
Is really greedy, but there's power and land of the priest's staff
And since I was born, I've kept on playin' like this.

Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat.
From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.
Nonsense language from a rotating head, high tension and a firm beat.
From a 5-match janken match I guide comes tactics for big opinions.

From 3rd street to 4th streeth, from main street to the carnal desires,
Pack up the duties left to you, take it all gently,
Really, you don't have to worry if you extend over to this slow train.
Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.

From 3rd street to 4th streeth, from main street to the carnal desires,
Pack up the duties left to you, take it all gently,
Really, you don't have to worry if you extend over to this slow train.
Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up
Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.
Don Pach Don Pach Don Today, on this Japanese island where they're sexin' it up.

That time, that time, I give respect, we'll break it all apart, yo, just like this example.

"I AINT ADDICTED TO BANANERS!! I CAN STOP ANY TIME I WANT!! ANY TIME!!!"

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[Click to view comic: 'Metal Canary']

AAAAAAAAAAA= Many A'S

F'CHUUUUU!!!!
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That was the sound of your head exploding.

Sometimes you scare me Possums. This is one of those times.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

The format is easy. All you have to do is do the follwing:

1. Post the picture of a world leader:

2. Post the lyrics of a song not in English translated into English:

"So you go to the village in your tie-dye jeans
And you stare at the junkies and the closet queens
It's like some pornographic magazine"

"You sister's gone out, she's on a date
And you just sit at home and masturbate
Your phone is gonna ring soon, but you just can't wait"

"So you stand on the corner in your new English clothes
And you look so polished from your hair down to your toes
Oh, but still your finger's gonna pick your nose"

"So you've got everything, oh but nothin's cool
They just found your father in the swimming pool
And you guess you won't be going back to school"

"So you play your albums and you smoke your pot
And you meet your girlfriend in the parking lot
Oh, but still you're aching for the things you haven't got"

"And if you can't understand why your world is so dead
And why you've got to keep in style and feed your head
Well, you're twenty-one and still your mother makes your bed"

3. Post the picture of an animal + a quote that the animal might be/is saying:

"SUP MUTHA FUCKA?!?!"

4. Post three random numbers and a comic of yours:

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[Click to view comic: 'Octoprostitute']

5. Finally, post anything that does not have a picture:

I HAVE SYPHILLIS!! MY SHOES HAVE IT AS WELL!!!!
8234h42098h24gt90h4

KABOOOM!!!

You're on your way to becoming a fucking maniac.

:-/

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

You lose.

My boyfriend loves double play,
He only wants to play Append.

Inside himself~ He's full of pride~
Inside himself~ He's full of pride~

He synchronized the beat sync like this,
He shook it with the beat shock.

Cheerful Pleasure~ Substantial Pleasure~
Cheerful Pleasure~ Substantial Pleasure~

Ahh...High-beating heart(Of High-Speed),
Ahh, Mmm... Love is Hidden Mode,
...And Survival...

Sana morette ne ente e yen gaya,
Sana morette ne ente,
Sana morette ne ente e yen gaya,
Sana morette ne ente,

My boyfriend likes double play,
He is not left-handed.

"Dude. Duck Twister totally doesn't work."

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[Click to view comic: 'I Piss All Over Your Silly Rules']

SOCIOPATHIC RABBIT SOCIETY!! EEENK!!!

YOU CAN NEVER KILL THIS THREAD!! NEVER!!! EVER!!!

Against the planks of the cabin side,
(So slight a thing between them and me,)
The great waves thundered and throbbed and sighed,
The great green waves of the Indian sea!

Your face was white as the foam is white,
Your hair was curled as the waves are curled,
I would we had steamed and reached that night
The sea's last edge, the end of the world.

The wind blew in through the open port,
So freshly joyous and salt and free,
Your hair it lifted, your lips it sought,
And then swept back to the open sea.

The engines throbbed with their constant beat;
Your heart was nearer, and all I heard;
Your lips were salt, but I found them sweet,
While, acquiescent, you spoke no word.

So straight you lay in your narrow berth,
Rocked by the waves; and you seemed to be
Essence of all that is sweet on earth,
Of all that is sad and strange at sea.

And you were white as the foam is white,
Your hair was curled as the waves are curled.
Ah! had we but sailed and reached that night,
The sea's last edge, the end of the world!

"I hate Mondays."

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[Click to view comic: 'My impression of a newbie']

WATCH OUT FOR THAT WATER TOWER!!!!

Possums has created a fun activity for all to enjoy.

This love arrives asi this way does Not be to blame Horse they see him savannah Because very depreciated,
therefore not you perdon to cry This love arrives asi this way does Not be to blame, Love of comprementa Love
of last month you Drink him, bembele, bembele

I wobble, wobbles Because my life, I prefer it to live asi I Wobble, wobbles Because my life, I prefer it to
live asi does Not have pardon of God Your you are my life, the fortune of the destiny But the destiny
tendressa for two the same thing I that yesterday the same thing am I do Not find you to l' abandon Is
impossible do not I find you truly therefore an I gave not cuentro if you're welcomeyou that yesterday I think
about you

I wobble, wobbles Because my life, I prefer it to live asi I Wobble, wobbles Because my life, I prefer it to
live asi

I wobble, he wobbles Because my life, I prefer it to live asi I Wobble, wobbles Because my life, I prefer it
to live asi

"Yo, why you gotta take a picktcha of a mothafucka when he hungova?"

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[Click to view comic: 'If AA Gave Out Sobriety Blowjobs Instead of Chips']

I don't know anything about the speed of farts.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

With your own hands, you tear up memories of that distant day
Please stop the root of these sad breaths and pierce this longing heart

I look at the sky where tomorrow will surely come
And my confused heart is nothing but a nuisance
A nearby bird fluttered off; I wonder if it found light somewhere
Hey--can I ride on your back, too?
And then drop me off at the tallest place,
Far away from kindness

The bird followed after the dusk
I, who could only crawl, was caressed by the wind
I can't say that I want wings but at least I want to be
A blade of Melissa dancing in the air

I've already tried standing through it all but
There'll probably be no answer it's like this wind
Doesn't have a destination either

With your own hands, lock it shut
You don't feel any hesitation, do you
Even if you're wrong do it like you'll never open it again
And you can stop when you hear the padlock fall

My unsalvagable soul is draining away
The instant it fades away, it'll glow ever so slightly
Now a night with a rising moon is born

Come near me and I will shove that camera up your ass.

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[Click to view comic: 'Church of Arse: Another congregant...']

YOUR MOTHER LOVES SCAVENGER HUNTS (and rough sex)
!!!1!1!11!!!!1!LOLOMGWTFFM?

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

 When you say it's true,
   Baby I love you
   I just can't resist

   Looking in your eyes,
   Knowing they're not mine
   I am a secret love..

   There's someone else that you kiss
   I've just got to be with you
   Innocent touch, baby too much
   Baby, and that's all that I can do

   When I go out into the night
   Everything seems oh so right (so right)
   Hold you in my arms,
   Fill me with your charms
   I can't say no, now all for -
   evermore

   Deep and deeper, can't stop the feeling
   Baby, when were making sweet, sweet love
   Deeper, deep and that we two are one
   I dive right into your heart

   (I dive)
   (Into your heart)

   Baby in your arms, then - tell me once again
   We will never live

   Deep and deeper, emotions flowing back,
   And now I'm going straight to your heart
   Deep and deeper, drowning in your arms

   (and deeper, and deeper, and deeper)

   Deep and deeper, my heart is burning
   And the passion's taking over it

   Deep and deeper, show me how I feel
   I dive right into your heart
   I dive right into your heart

"Don't come any closer! You could poke an eye out!"

[Click to view comic: 'Relationships']

THE THREAD IS SUCCEEDING!!! SWEDISH MUNITIONS CACHE, FOLKS!!! SERIOUSLY!!!

Past leaders work, right?

Hey neightbors! Tonight's a festival. We conveniently put together a scaffolding.
A chocolate banana inside cotton candy. I want to make it like a yoyo too.
Let's taste the heart of Japan.

The life of an energetic tomboy is not something frightening.
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
It's full of fun things. Let's eat snacks.

Let's break out of the walls together and be boisterous.
Our wish is for world peace.
A headband of bleached cotton is a bit sexy. A dashing and beautiful girl is here!
If it's target practice, let it to me! A pistol two blocks away.
The wind from the west calls a storm.

The life of winning never has a holiday!
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
If you only do half of it, mold will grow on it.
While we're young, our energy for adventure is unrivaled.

The life of an energetic tomboy is not something frightening.
Heave-ho! Heave-ho!
If it was known, smile. If you fake it, it's okay!
History is here and now. We move and look for world domination.

"I HATE RICKY MARTIN!"

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[Click to view comic: 'chinups']

JD SALINGER IS MY BEST HOOKER!

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It's grime time.

jeez, possums, you can't even follow your own format! You left out the 3 random numbers. =O

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

For shame!

FUCK!!! F-...YOU CAN'T PLAY ANYMORE!!!

Naw, just kidding. Yeah, I noticed. Oh well.

Time for a hit tune from the days of reverseyesteryear! Can you guess which?

I look up as I walk
So that the tears won't fall
Remembering those those spring days
But I am all alone tonight

I look up as I walk
Counting the stars with tearful eyes
Remembering those summer days
But I am all alone tonight

Happiness lies beyond the clouds
Happiness lies up above the sky

I look up as I walk
So that the tears won't fall
Though the tears well up as I walk
For tonight I'm all alone tonight
(whistling)

Remembering those autumn days
But I am all alone tonight

Sadness lies in the shadow of the stars
Sadness lurks in the shadow of the moon

I look up as I walk
So that the tears won't fall
Though the tears well up as I walk
For tonight I'm all alone
(whistling)

"RUMMY!"

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[Click to view comic: 'magic tricks']

STAY TUNED NEXT WEEK FOR MORE TARPY NEWTON!

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It's grime time.

GUESS WHOOOOOO!!!!!!!

"lt's a great separation my friends they have caused me,
By bearing their spite that my favor was won;
lt's a great separation, likewise a vexation,
And they shall be sorry for what they have done.
chorus:
Eat, drink, and be jolly, and care not for folly,
And drownd away sorrow in a bottle of wine;
Pass it to the boys in full-flowing bumpers,
And play on the fiddle to pass away time!
Adieu to Bon County, I'm bound for to leave you,
And seek my heart's fortune in some foreign land,
Where bottles and glasses is my greatest comfort
And when we do meet we'll jine heart and hand.
Farewell to my friends and my good old neighbors,
Likewise to the girl I'll never see more.
This world it is wide, and I'll spend it in pleasures-
I don't care for no one that don't care for me.
My fortune is small, so freely I own it,
What little I have it is all of my own.
I might have lived longer to enjoy it with pleasure,
lf my poor friends had a' let me alone.
I have money a plenty to bear my expenses,
And when it's all gone I'll chop wood and get more.
When death it comes on me I'll freely go with it,
Pay up my last dues and go with it home."

"YOOOOOOOOOU RAAAAANG?!?!?!"
or
"VOTE CTHULHU!!!"

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[Click to view comic: 'Even More Dumb Priest Humor']

I CAN DO IT. I CAN DO IT NINE TIMES.

Let's go children of the fatherland,
The day of glory has arrived!
Against us tyranny's
Bloody flag is raised! (repeat)
In the countryside, do you hear
The roaring of these fierce soldiers?
They come right to our arms
To slit the throats of our sons, our friends!

Refrain

Grab your weapons, citizens!
Train your batallions!
Let us march! Let us march!
May impure blood
Water our fields!
  

More

La Marseillaise en français

Listen to la Marseillaise

Bastille Day

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

This horde of slaves, traitors, plotting kings,
What do they want?
For whom these vile shackles,
These long-prepared irons? (repeat)
Frenchmen, for us, oh! what an insult!
What emotions that must excite!
It is us that they dare to consider 
Returning to ancient slavery!

What! These foreign troops
Would make laws in our home!
What! These mercenary phalanxes
Would bring down our proud warriors! (repeat)
Good Lord! By chained hands
Our brows would bend beneath the yoke!
Vile despots would become
The masters of our fate!

Tremble, tyrants! and you, traitors,
The disgrace of all groups,
Tremble! Your parricidal plans
Will finally pay the price! (repeat)
Everyone is a soldier to fight you,
If they fall, our young heros,
France will make more,
Ready to battle you!

Frenchmen, as magnanimous warriors,
Bear or hold back your blows!
Spare these sad victims,
Regretfully arming against us. (repeat)
But not these bloodthirsty despots,
But not these accomplices of Bouillé,
All of these animals who, without pity,
Tear their mother's breast to pieces!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

Sacred love of France,
Lead, support our avenging arms!
Liberty, beloved Liberty,
Fight with your defenders! (repeat)
Under our flags, let victory
Hasten to your manly tones!
May your dying enemies
See your triumph and our glory!

Refrain

We will enter the pit
When our elders are no longer there;
There, we will find their dust
And the traces of their virtues. (repeat)
Much less eager to outlive them
Than to share their casket,
We will have the sublime pride
Of avenging them or following them!

Refrain

"But MAAAA!!! It's not gay... it's FESTIVE!!!"

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[Click to view comic: 'Slang Throughout the Ages']

I admit that has to be my favorite unfunny comic of mine.