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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Storm Trooper: "If it makes you feel any better, I probably couldn't hit anything with my gun even if I did shoot it."
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Officer: "If I could see your license, please.... TK-421? Hmmm. You look a lot like a Stormtrooper we pulled over last week."

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

You're treating me this harshly because I'm black, aren't you?

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AFROMANS MOVE

Alright, Todd, you hold him down. Ready? We sodomize in 1...2...3!!! *fltch-SPPPPLLLLLTTTT!!!*

"I don't care if rebels are taking over the empire... the speed limit around here is 35, mister!"

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

"When Bored Cops Attack."

ha!

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"Mr... Skywalker? Aren't you a little short to be a stormtrooper?"

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Dammit, you beat me to it.

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

"You work for Darth Who? Mister , i dont care if you work for the President of the United States of America, you drop litter on MY sidewalk and I haul your sorry ass off the Jail. "

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w00t