I'm trying to come back after like almost a year. I was in Iraq if ANYONE remembers. uhh , I'm having fun making comics here after all this time. I hope you laugh a little today because of my dumbass. -- Red

Lizhard X by RedfeatheR 1-11-05

Women are a lot like tennis If you stand sideways and watch their chest fat flap jacks floop aboot

[ Posted comic does not exist ]
[ Posted comic does not exist ]
[ Posted comic does not exist ]
[ Posted comic does not exist ]

Those were almost all awesome! Roboamore was particularly hilarious. I love that one. (I'll be contacting you later about your using my life without my permission.)

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I'm glad Lizhard is back.

---
Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Even though the first one was a Simpsons rip-off, the rest were good.

NO!!!

I feel so... used!

---
peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Thanks for the support again. OHMAN I knew it was too good to be true (Simpson rip-off) I totally forgot about that gag. I thought it was a little TOO genius for me... It's staying nonetheless. I think it's pretty damn hilarious. -- Red

Lizhard XIII by RedfeatheR 1-13-05

We teach our kids to listen carefully, to speak clearly, and to have respect for each other by simply talking to them as-- Talk is cheap, but then again so are you. So that was your one regret? I dunno... Only after the beating that lead me here did I even consider it... Oh! I also wish I had eaten more fruit cocktail. Man that stuff rocks

Finding Emo III by RedfeatheR 1-14-05

Mom's have Mother's Day Dad's have Father's Day What do single Emo guys have? It's not fair. We need a holiday well... I guess Palm Sunday counts

Finding Emo IV by RedfeatheR 1-16-05

I'm not always gloomy *whuuuuuuuur* *click* See, now I'm all bright and chipper

McButchers VIII by RedfeatheR 1-16-05

Here's your foo- *splut* ...whoops... ooo Man it missed that loogie by like an inch OH! *whew* Thank God! You had me sweating for a second there

Ed's Knife's Edge by RedfeatheR 1-16-05

I know you probably get a lot of hate mail which made me hesitate to write you. But I have to for my own satisfaction. You are incredibly ignorant and petty. It is obvious that you have absolutely no life whatsoever and take incredible joy in ripping on people that you envy, such as me. I wonder what you would say to someone like me if we met on the streets. You are a coward Love Mom

I can't stop giggling at the fruit-cocktail one. Great stuff.

---
GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

I liked them! Make more!

---
dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Play on, maestro, play on.

And I liked the comics too.

---
Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

heh, lol, Thanks I'll try to keep them coming. -- Red

COC "Command Operations Center" by RedfeatheR 1-18-05

uh yeah... I was just wondering if we had the procedures for contacting alien life forms Is this really important? uuhhh... no, you know what i'll just wing it then...sorry. out *beeep* damn rookies Are yo-- Are you serious? I skeat flawless Engish lol..... "skeet"

COC II "Command Operations Center" by RedfeatheR 1-18-05

You know, I can't get over how nice of a captor you are I mean really, you are, like, the shit Aj $ ^&@(>"f a oOPj opjk {}> @#% !!!! LOL, sure! Wow you're just so pleas-- did I ever tell you how pleasent looking you are? heh heh Oh, and cute!? Gosh, you're a button

Santa's Balls by RedfeatheR 1-18-05

But I AM Santa! Yeah ok, bud. can you prove it? Yes I can tell you what your daughter said she wanted when she sat on my lap last night VFT

Snap out while lit by RedfeatheR 1-22-05

That sounds tamer than I recall. I had the opposite problem- always yapping and trying to share even when it wasn't welcomed. I suppose that's what my problem was with Kelly: I always thought we needed to share everything, and she couldn't...or wouldn't Hey guys, he's having one of those "I'm in the Real World" trips again cuh.. hu.....kuh

Snap out while lit II by RedfeatheR 1-22-05

Geez it's friggin cold Merry Christmas! Nintendo! cuh.. hu.....kuh Dan? Hey Dan. wooooah Dan come in Danny boy.*snap**snap* Wakey wakey. HEY DANO! Damn that Mescaline!

Ed's Knife's Edge II by RedfeatheR 1-22-05

At least I have you my only friend

The Pystery by RedfeatheR 1-22-05

Excuse me. Did you just piss my pants? What? NO The plot thickens