I'm headed out to DC this weekend for a little R&R, so any strippers out there who want a little personal Scyess experience can send me a PM.

Ask chicka -- it's a first rate way to kill otherwise productive time.

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"Old" is the old new.

I've always found the best strippers in Montreal, myself.

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Use your weapons, they are designed to inflict damage!

For the love of god, someone take him to an arcade and beat him at skee ball. I keep going on and on about how I'm a skee ball champion and I never do well around him.

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Mediocrity at its most average.

Be glad you're getting out of Dodge by the end of the weekend.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Dammit! Once again, a deceptive thread title has defeated me.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Why exactly do they need to inaugurate him again? Ah well. Perhaps it'll do him good to be reminded about that "preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States" thing he's been ignoring for four years.

I'm glad you brought this up. I was just about to post a message asking who would like to kiss my big fat rooster.

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- christ@myself.com - fuck a cat, kill yourself - my alter ego has five stars

Hooray for the Constitution! What so many people are ignorant of is the right guaranteed under the Constitution to form a militia and bear arms against the government.

It's true.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.