Read 'em and comment! Even if you hate them.

... More to come!

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

#1 was great and they declined from there, but only a little. I liked 'em.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

If the first one was actually the last one, they would have gotten progressively better. But they were still good.

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"If you can't keep it in your pants, keep it in your family"

If this guy went around raping kids and killing people, how did he get released from jail?

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FPD is the foremost plague on discussion boards. Do your part to stomp out FPD.

Good behavior.

(But seriously, this is a site where a horny red robot goes around raping people. If you're looking for anything resembling logic you're in the wrong place.)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I thought they were all pretty funny. "You can't rape a cooler" gave me a case of the ha ha's.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

I agree with scyess...or not_scyess...or not.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

An oldie:

The Adventures of REFORMED MAN! by KajunFirefly 11-24-02

Help me, Reformed Man! Sorry, I don't do that any more!

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Dad was flammable