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Why don't you say hello to...my COCK! by MikeyG 1-26-05

Hey whats up

Want to taste my BIG, JUICY HOG? by MikeyG 1-26-05

Aw, shucks.

I've got a sweet ASS! by MikeyG 1-26-05

Thanks, really.

Time for a HOT BEEF injection! by MikeyG 1-26-05

I hate needles.

Ah, that's a load of BULL! by MikeyG 1-26-05

I AM pretty heavy.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Come on, baby, take your PUSSY out by MikeyG 1-26-05

I gotta pee on stuff!

Baby, let me touch your PRIVATES by MikeyG 1-26-05

hurry up already my legs are tired

I wanna put it in your BUTT, baby by MikeyG 1-26-05

there are way too many things in me already that shouldn't be there

Come play with my DICK! by MikeyG 1-26-05

I'm not really in a playful mood.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

I like to FUCK like a rabbit!!!!!!!!!! by PhreakyChinchilla 1-26-05

..What?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Let's do it it DOGGY style! by mmyers 2-08-05

I sleep alot...and eat. Yep, lots of eating and sleeping.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.

Grab My JOHNSON! by not_Scyess 2-08-05

Hey, Johnson. How about a hug? Sure.

How about a REACH AROUND? by not_Scyess 2-08-05

Give it to me with the STRAP ON! by not_Scyess 2-08-05

Delivery. Oh, just put it anywhere.

DIRTY SANCHEZ! by not_Scyess 2-08-05

Whew! Time for a bath!

DONKEY PUNCH! by not_Scyess 2-08-05

I'd like another glass, please!

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Donkey Punch = brilliant.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Fingerbanging!! by PhreakyChinchilla 2-10-05

*slam!* Owwww!!!!!!!

How fitting. My 100th comic contains innuendo about playing with myself.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

:O

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

BUTT PLUG by possums 2-11-05

This is probably a good place to invite you guys to http://www.stripcreator.com.