I'm going to attempt to disprove what you said in this thread by showing that the number five can be just as good as the number three. Mostly because that's how many comics fit into one post.

Really, though, I just wanted to use your name in as my topic to draw traffic to my comics.

One old:
[Click to view comic: 'Just Like Non-Dairy Creamer']
and four new:
[Click to view comic: 'More Non-Dairy Creamer']
[Click to view comic: 'Non-Dairy Creamer |V']
[Click to view comic: 'Non-Dairy Creamer V']
[Click to view comic: 'Non-Dairy Creamer V|']

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"Old" is the old new.

Dang. Forgot one.

[Click to view comic: 'Just Like Petroleum-Based Non-Dairy Creamer']

I'm such a schmuck for not having all 1040 of my comics memorized by now!

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"Old" is the old new.

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**chirp chirp**

/me stomps crickets

Ha. I did the same thing--only shorter.

[Click to view comic: 'Negating Kaufman's Theory of Comedy']

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years