I'm going to attempt to disprove what you said in this thread by showing that the number five can be just as good as the number three. Mostly because that's how many comics fit into one post.

Really, though, I just wanted to use your name in as my topic to draw traffic to my comics.

One old:

Just Like Non-Dairy Creamer by Scyess 12-16-03

*sigh* I need a girl. And all I have is a horse. *sigh* I wish they made lipsticks bigger.

and four new:

More Non-Dairy Creamer by Scyess 2-10-05

*sigh* I need a girl. And all I have is this monkey. It sure knows how to eat that banana, though, don't it... Help!

Non-Dairy Creamer |V by Scyess 2-10-05

*sigh* I need a girl. And all I have is this sheep. Baa! *sigh* Too bad I'm not Scottish. *Whew!*

Non-Dairy Creamer V by Scyess 2-10-05

*sigh* I need a girl. And all I have is this giant, anthropomorphic insect. Call me Gregor. I'll call you whatever you want if you can satisfy my cravings. I'll just go fetch my best mumu.

Non-Dairy Creamer V| by Scyess 2-10-05

*sigh* I need a girl. And all I have is this... Why hellooooooo there! Back off, mister. I saw what you did to that monkey.

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"Old" is the old new.

Dang. Forgot one.

Just Like Petroleum-Based Non-Dairy Creamer by Scyess 12-16-03

*sigh* I need a woman. Hi, Jim. Oh, hi, Earl... um... you know, your tongue is really huge... and pulsating... Thanks, Jim! You don't really use all of those eye-sockets, do you, Earl? Bye, Jim!

I'm such a schmuck for not having all 1040 of my comics memorized by now!

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"Old" is the old new.

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**chirp chirp**

/me stomps crickets

Ha. I did the same thing--only shorter.

Negating Kaufman's Theory of Comedy by umfumdisi 2-09-05

A duck walks into a bar... A duck walks into a bar. OUCH!

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