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The Trials of St. Valentine - part one by KajunFirefly 2-13-05

You wanted to see me, boss? Yes, St. Valentine, it's your time of the year again and for once I want you to actually do some work. Help people with their love lives. But I do help people, every year, by giving them a chance to express their feelings in a variety of overly expensive ways. I want you to be a bit more traditional than just giving people phallus-shaped chocolates. Like, Jesus-shaped chocolates? Yes, or Jesus-shaped phalluses.

The Trials of St. Valentine - part two by KajunFirefly 2-13-05

Take this guy for example, I want you to help him out: Hi, Jenny, I was wondering if you wanted to... uh... maybe, that is if you're not too busy, um... Oh for fuck sake, Andy, just say it! I want you to help him say what he really wants to say. Well, you know that I really like you, and now that you're single and everything, I was thinking that perhaps, uh... Yeeeesss? Okay *zap* I want to cover you in pig-fat and videotape my dog violating you while I listen to my entire Celine Dion collection. Does it HAVE to be Celine Dion?

The Trials of St. Valentine - part three by KajunFirefly 2-13-05

What about this guy, years of alcohol abuse has destroyed his libido: Take me, Boorite, take me to the brink of sexual ecstacy. Okay, just give me a few minutes to warm the little guy up. What's that? It feels like a wet piece of ravioli. Just keep rubbing it. *ZAP* Holy shit, check out the size of this thing, and it's shaped like Jesus! lewl

The Trials of St. Valentine - part four by KajunFirefly 2-13-05

This guy has met the love of his life, although she's on the other side of the world. I <3 U Gush! Okay, I'll bring these two together. ZAP! If only I could see you. Oh wow, I've suddenly got flight tickets to come and see you, yay! HugeCock? Kickass_chick?

The Trials of St. Valentine - part five by KajunFirefly 2-13-05

What the hell is the matter with THIS guy? Why are you staring at me? I'm not sure if that even IS a guy, just try and help him. And what's that pool forming under your skirt? Huzzah!

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Dad was flammable

"I enjoyed that series"

"the best part was when brad was HugeCock"

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Splendid.

Now I know what it must have been like in the halcyon days of stripcreator before I joined and kajun actually made comics.

I think I am in part 4. Am I wrong?

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I didn't know you had a huge cock.

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Batman created by Bob Kane

Shhh, don't tell anyone.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

You son of a bitch!

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

The Trials of St. Valentine - part six by KajunFirefly 2-14-05

Wait, where the fuck am I, what the fuck happened? I'm sorry, it seems I got a little bit carried away with my Saintly powers. Tell you what, to make it up to you, why don't you have a shot at spreading your love on the world. Okay, here I go! That's disgusting.

The Trials of St. Valentine - part seven by KajunFirefly 2-14-05

This guy not only sent roses to his wife at work, he also died his pubic hair red and tattooed her name on his ass. Did you get the chocolates I left on your desk? And did the bus driver sing to you as I asked? Did you see the costumed midgets? ZAP!

The Trials of St. Valentine - part eight by KajunFirefly 2-14-05

I went home last night and my fiance was waiting for me with a rose in his mouth, totally nude. Yep, I heard this story the first time you told me. In bed he wears a t-shirt with a picture of my face on it and he bought me a thong with a picture of him. ZAP! Although it doesn't usually itch like this.

The Trials of St. Valentine - part nine by KajunFirefly 2-14-05

Oh, Jamalia, I have terrible news, I lost my job and now the credit card company is talking about repossesing our house. Oh, Lenny, you know I love you no matter what, I'm sure we can pull through these tough times. ---------------------------ZAP!------------------------- Yes, my love, as long as we have each other, I'm sure we can pull through. I just felt a kick. ---------------------------ZAP!------------------------- Hooray! We can sell the baby to an unlucky couple, our money troubles are over! Now it's went all squishy.

The Trials of St. Valentine - part ten by KajunFirefly 2-14-05

Ah-ha! There's that girl who turned me down, now it's time for revenge, first I'll send her to the arse-end of the world. ZAP! What am I doing in Wales? Now I'll take away her good looks. ZAP! Burble-urble-urble. and now I'll condemn her to a life of Hell, married to a complete twat. ZAP! Wait.

The End.

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Dad was flammable

Good stuff Kajun

The best.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.