What would you do if you stood in the prescence of Jesus? Well, if you were the likes of UnknownEric you'd slap yourself, but the rest of us would be awestruck. What do you say to guy like JC?

That's right...

We all make mistakes. One of is BOUND to screw up in the face of the Lord. So I'm asking you to make a comic (or comics) about the worst possible thing you could you say to Jesus. But it isn't limited to that, you could do something if Jesus caught you in the act of sinning or swearing. Anything is good, it's all gravy to me.

Here's the 411:
1. No archived strips
2. Series are encouraged, just don't submit a lot of mindless shlock
3. Since aus let the last WW run long, I think I'll let this one run longer than a week unless theres a total lack of interest.

LET'S GET IT ON!!!

- by dcomposed 2-15-05

sup nigga

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WW 37: WWJH? by kaufman 2-16-05

My friend and I have a bet. You know where the Bible says "Jesus wept"? I say you faked it because you wanted to make the Guinness book for shortest Bible verse. Your name is Jesus? Funny, you don't look Mexican. I heard you calling my name as you were whacking off, so I came here as fast as I could. What can I do for you, my son? Uh, a blowjob?

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WW37: Do not pass GO, do not collect $200 by quodlibet 2-16-05

After blowing myself up for the cause of righteousness, where are my 78 virgin houris?

WW37: Billy Graham meets his toughest audience yet by quodlibet 2-16-05

Repent, sinner, repent for the one who died for your sins! Yes, you! Repent, I say, repent!

WW37: In memoriam: Arthur Miller by quodlibet 2-16-05

Why I opened up New England for that company! 'Willy Loman! Come on in!' they used to say. Now they just turn their backs on me. Closed their doors. Don't answer my calls. Just like you, Lord. Lord, just like you.

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Holy Christ! by possums 2-16-05

If you're happy and you know it clap your hands... Hey! It's Jesus! How ya doin', y'old son of a bitch? About those loaves, man...

Oh, and remember: the more blasphemous the better.

WW 37: What are the worst things to say to Jesus? by fpd 2-20-05

There is no God but Allah, and Mohammed is his prophet. I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. Ah, Jesus Christ, greatest of all created beings, only begotten son of the uncreated God, I humbly accept your sacrifice for my sins. Begone foolish follower of the Arian heresy. I and my Father are one. I once ran a stripcreator contest in which I encouraged people to commit blasphemy. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain: for the LORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain.

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Jimmy the Asshole Interviews Jesus by possums 2-20-05

Thanks, Leonard, for that unnecessarily graphic description of Ms. Henderson's crash. We now go straight to heaven for an interview with the spawn of the big man himself, Jesus. Mornin', Jesus! I see you've just recently woken up. You look like you've been asleep for three days or so. How's the missus? No no no, wait, lemme guess... she's probably feeling pretty MORTAL, huh? Oh sorry, I forgot how badly your life sucked, MOTHERFUCKER!!! Now, about this Mel Gibson character.... ;_;

WW 37: Getting into heaven by fpd 2-20-05

Tim Berners-Lee I created the World Wide Web, and in so doing I enabled an explosion of internet porn and online predators of children. Can you forgive me? You are forgiven. You brought the world together like no one before you, and the web has served to spread brotherhood and democracy. Carl Sagan I didn't believe in you, and I taught people to question religious dogma and think for themselves. You exercised the mind I gave you, and you spread the gospel of the wonder of my creation. Go enjoy your heavenly reward. Fred Phelps I spread fear of fire and brimstone and hatred of fags, all in your name Jesus. I await my heavenly reward. Without charity, Fred, you have nothing. Since you failed to love your neighbor as yourself, you are banished to the outskirts of Hell.

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WW __ : This is why there's no more Saturday Morning Toons. by 80_Million_Fleas 2-20-05

So.. You're the big J man himself. Yep. ... ... .. Eh.. You haven't heard me moaning your name while I beat off to Rescue Rangers porn, have you? I'm going to be.... Over here. Away from you.

*Note: Jesus, if you're actually spritual, I'd like to say I'm sorry. (Hah! You other suckers are doomed to internal damnation!}

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

WW37: The Only Good Superhero Is A Dead Superhero. by Friendy 2-22-05

Now meet the Creator, you, superloser! HA-HA-HA!!! Creator? … Hmm… I’d better remember in whose comic I am this time before this tunnel ends. Nice to meet you, Friendy!

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Disclaimer: Sorry if some of my comics are offensive to somebody. They are created in a light-hearted mood and aren’t intended to hurt anyone.

Okay, I'll let the competition stretch a few days. I just hope I didn't kill WW with my idiot ideas

Alright, I'm sorry for almost killing WW, the winner of this competition is dcomposed for:

- by dcomposed 2-15-05

sup nigga

if he doesn't claim it by 7:00 tommorow it goes to the runner up, which is possums

Try to make the next one not wallow in shame like this one did.

Alright, since dcom hasn't messaged me back at all, i guess i have to give the crown to possums

I wasn't online :(

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Batman created by Bob Kane

You can judge with me, dcom. If you want, anyway.