world's worst thing you can say to teachers/professors

judging whenever.

WW 38: Bad Student Billy by biped 2-24-05

My dog ate your baby. The apple had five hits of LSD in it. I just urinated all over the permanent records.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

WW 38: Ready, aim, fizzle by quodlibet 2-27-05

I love teaching little kids! You're a pedophile! I'm telling my Mommy! She'll sue you and put me through lifetime of counselling! You shouldn't smoke, Jim. Neither should you! One plus one does NOT equal 10! In binary it does. Sheesh, teacher, you're dumb.

WW38: Nothing like stroking the ego by quodlibet 2-27-05

I failed grade 3? Again? My dad's the principal and he'll bust yo' ass for this! Okay, okay. Here you go -- straight 'A's. On to grade four with you!

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If you can't beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.

competition by Rawk_Muh_Sawks 2-28-05

How the Fuck did you write on Stone Slabs? I can see your Balls Your Homosexual Tendencies are pretty Flamboyant.

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Braggart.

WW 38: Nads D-Luxx by 80_Million_Fleas 3-03-05

High School English Class Oh yeah? I know for a fact Shakespeare is a BITCH. Contemporary, Minority Relations Ha! YOU obviously never have been to Harlem! ...

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Shame on Us for All We Have Done. May God Have Mercy on Our Dirty Little Hearts.

WW 38: Billy Loves Teacher by biped 3-03-05

I masturbated to the thought of you giving me a spanking last night. Shall we bring the fantasy to life today, my dear? When you made me stand in the coatroom, I jerked off in the pocket of your angora sweater. I could feel your... closeness. I know you told me not to tell anyone we'd had sex, but I just couldn't resist penning a passionate, descriptive letter to "Boy's Life."

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Oh lord make it stop... biped

[i]Dear Boys' Life,

I never believed the letters in your magazine until one day ...[/i]

That alone was worth the price of admission. Possums, you picked a worthy winner.

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

Thank you for giving me a brief moment of happiness amidst the unending horror.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.