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80_MillionJESUSz
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The Untitled Project by 80_MillionJESUSz
2-26-05
Honey, What's for dinner?
How about a bowl of SHUT THE FUCK UP?!
Well... how about I bend you over the fucking bench and make your intestines bleed, bitch?!
Well... if you did that to me every night, we wouldn't have this problem, now would we?!
You heard me!

Anarchy and koo-aid for sale! by 80_MillionJESUSz
2-26-05
Wow, would you look at that ass?
Well as a feminist I have never been so insulted in my life.
Not you! That donkey over there.. You know... The one on fire!
Oh.
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

2-26-05 4:47am (new)
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not_Scyess
not laughing with you

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Ha!

Jesus! Those comics are awesome.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

2-26-05 9:30am (new)
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PhreakyChinchilla
DANGER WILL ROBINSON!

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Me likey!

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

2-26-05 10:41am (new)
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jes_lawson
I don't know what I'm doing either

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Is this some kind of crossover thing?

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Please replace the handset, and try again.

2-26-05 12:33pm (new)
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80_MillionJESUSz
Stripcreator Newbie

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Warm and Toasty by 80_MillionJESUSz
2-26-05
Howdy. What brings you to hell?
I lost my keys in the couch and this is where I ended up while looking for them.
Ah, You want our lost and found department! It's in Aisle 5, right before the "Acid in your Eyes and Lava in your Anus" section and right after the TV that constantly plays "Super Milk Chan".
Super Milk Chan?! You guys are demented! Saddistic! Keep those Keys! I don't need my car THAT much!

A precautionary tale. by 80_MillionJESUSz
2-26-05
Caffeine is a bitch
You think Caffeine is a bitch? You should try Red Bowl! It's has Caffeine, Gensane... with a little bit a SPEED!
I suck dick for the stuff.
I sold my grandma on e-bay for a case.
Red Bowls: THIS SHIT WILL GET YOU HIGHER THAN HENDRIX MAN.
Who the fuck are you people?

Genicologist Physics by 80_MillionJESUSz
2-26-05
So I said, "Those speculums ain't gonna open 'er vagina and anus up like a welfare check ... by themselves!"
Ha Ha!
... We make a great team!
Like Amos and Andy.

The jungle of terror. by 80_MillionJESUSz
2-26-05
"Well, if you'd just read the damn directions!"
Oh so now it's my fault?!
It was your fault to begin with!!
Maybe you have seen the sign with "Danger:Tony Danza" written in blood.
Well maybe if we are absolutely still he won't see us.
ANGELA!

Ommmletes. by 80_MillionJESUSz
2-26-05
What's up with you Carl?
I've told you a thousand times, Eddy. There's a damn Juggalo locked in my bathroom.
Ok... but why did you remove his left shoe and underwear?
Because... That's the Juggalos source of power. He's like... Samson or something.
You're stoned out of your mind aren't you?
High?! You're the one inside of a large chicken egg...

2-26-05 7:30pm (new)
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JESUSSANDWICH
is a wonderful person

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My god this guy is so great. *waves at his son*

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possible savior probable SEX MACHINE

3-02-05 1:54pm (new)
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possums
FERN DESTROYER

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The best thing is that he's way funnier than both of his parents.

3-02-05 9:25pm (new)
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80_MillionJESUSz
Stripcreator Newbie

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The best birthday party ever. by 80_MillionJESUSz
2-26-05
I don't think this kind of obbsession is healthy.
I cant help it, don't you understand melted butter is my life!
Which MIGHT have been acceptable till you used it as lubricant to jack off on you eight year old daughter with.
What is it wrong to have fetishes?
Leather? That's alright. Bondage? Okay. Furries? Shakey ground, but harmless. Melted Butter Pedophilia? No

Smokey and the Bandit by 80_MillionJESUSz
2-27-05
Ha! Good thing that little 'adventure' is over with.
Yeah, I never would have believed it would have taken so long.
What did you expect?
Well, I didn't expect to be drinking turpentine with Burt Reynolds... That's for sure!
Burt Reynolds? I thought that was Stalin...
Does Stalin put on army helmets and run into walls, I think not!

A very merry groundhog day. by 80_MillionJESUSz
3-02-05
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Dude thats my grandma.
Oh.
Did you put it in her ass?
THIS IS HER FUNERAL ASS.

3-03-05 8:48am (new)
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Melkor
Member - Tobor Fan Club

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Burt reynolds AND tony danza comic strips?
You're headed for stardom, kid.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

3-04-05 3:42am (new)
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