Christ's toughest moments XXXI by Yankowitz 2-28-05

Visitor hour... OUCH ! OUCH ! OUCH ! OUCH ! OUCH ! Are you people blind ? This is supposed to be a crucifixion, not a lapidation !

Christ's toughest moments XXXII by Yankowitz 2-28-05

The Romans are being very sadistic. Don't you think, Christ ? -PAIN- I mean... Being riveted to a cross with old rusty nails coming through your flesh can be really painful... -PAIN- ... and being exposed all day long to the sun and the dust doesn't make it better ! At least our underpants aren't to tight, Brian...

Feedbacks are more than ever welcome !

Merci.

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Christ's toughest moments XXXIII by Yankowitz 2-28-05

You know, Christ... That's just not fair ! What's the matter, Brian ? I mean... Why can't I resurect like you? -PAIN- Honestly, why ? Wrong father.

Christ's toughest moments XXXIV by Yankowitz 2-28-05

Hey ! Christ ? What ? You are being bitten by a mosquito ! Brian ? Yes ? I've got three rusty nails stuck into my flesh and bones...

Hope you like 'hem !

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Christ's toughest moments XXXV by Yankowitz 2-28-05

Hey ! Christ ? Remember the fat guy that was to be crucified with us ? Yes, Brian. He died of a heart attack while carrying his cross to the Golgotha... ... Lucky bastard ! Don't say that...

Christ's toughest moments XXXVI by Yankowitz 2-28-05

-PAIN- You know what, Brian ? What Christ ? I wish someone had told me it would take me so long to die. Why ? I would have taken a better last supper than a piece of bread and a glass of wine !

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Christ's toughest moments XXXVII by Yankowitz 2-28-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- Look, Christ ! An eagle ! It's a vulture, Brian. Uh... OK. -PAIN-

Christ's toughest moments XXXVIII by Yankowitz 2-28-05

Damn, Christ ! It feels like my underpants are getting bigger everyday ! Does it, Brian ? Yope. Just can't tell why... Tell me, Brian... When's the last tie you've been to the bathroom ? Uh... OK. -PAIN-

Christ's toughest moments XXXIX by Yankowitz 2-28-05

-PAIN- -PAIN- -HUNGER- -PAIN- HEY, THAT'S NEW! -PAIN-

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Christ's toughest moments XL by Yankowitz 3-01-05

Say, Christ... Yes, brian ? Is it true that you can walk on the water ? Certainly not. Says who ? ... Your evangelist, Luke. No kidding. Luke ? Don't tell me you believe this guy !

Feedback would really be appreciated !

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Christ-like by PhreakyChinchilla 3-01-05

Day 1 Day 2 Day 3 Man... you must be for real! You haven't taken a shit for days!! I BELIEVE! I BELIEVE!! Oh for fuck's sake..

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

Feedbacks AND contributions are welcome !

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Your funny/unfunny ratio continues to improve.
My favorite punchline so far: "I've got three rusty nails stuck into my flesh and bones..."

Temptation by Externalization 3-12-04

You haven't had a bite to eat all day, Jesus. Why don't you use your funky powers to turn some rocks into bread or something? It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God. Does that mean you can't do it? Yes.

With all due respect... I've heard the guy's father is someone important.

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Christ's toughest moments XLI by Yankowitz 3-01-05

I was wondering, Christ... -PAIN- Do you think flies are kosher ? I don't know Brian. Why are you asking ? Well... It's the only edible thing around. -PAIN-

I hope I'm not offending anyone. These jokes just keep on popping out of my head ! Maybe I'm possessed...

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The Greys from Zeta Riticuli 2 told me not to believe in such nonsense.
I hope they continue. This is some good stuff here.

Christ's toughest moments XLII by Yankowitz 3-01-05

In the end, Christ... I think they crucified us because of our hairstyle... What's your point, Brian ? The long beard an the long hair, I mean... Doesn't it makes us look kind of like Ben Laden ? -PAIN-

I don't really know what I am doing myself...

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Christ's toughest moments XLIII by Yankowitz 3-02-05

Visitor hour... -PAIN- -PAIN- Isn't it weird ? They're not throwing rocks at us today... -PAIN- I mean, why aren't they throwing rocks as usual ? What do you think, Christ ? It's shabbat today, Brian.

43rd and going...

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Christ's toughest moments XLIV by Yankowitz 3-02-05

Another visitor hour... OUCH ! OUCH ! Damn, Christ ! They're throwing rocks again ! OUCH ! It's like they're really enjoying themselves... You know, Brian... Rock throwing is a multi-millenary tradition, here in Palestine.

Hope you enjoy !

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Christ's toughest moments XLV by Yankowitz 3-03-05

Good night Christ ! Good night Brian. Tomorrow wil be another day ! zzzzzzz zzzzzz Yeah... right ! -PAIN-

Christ's toughest moments XLVI by Yankowitz 3-03-05

Uhh... Christ ? It seems like it's gonna rain... That's great Brian ! We might get some water, at last ! Uh...OK. It could be thunderstorm, though... FANTASTIC ! Why's that ? We might get struck by lightning, at last !

Feedbacks AND insults are both rewarding !
Merci.

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Christ's toughest moments XLVII by Yankowitz 3-03-05

I'm scared of the dark, Christ ! -PAIN- I mean... all these strange crispy sounds I hear... -PAIN- I just can't tell where they come from... It's only the worms in your wounds, Brian !

Christ's toughest moments XLVIII by Yankowitz 3-03-05

Christ ? Do you know if the nails they crucified us with are stainless ? No, Brian. Why ? Well, if they're not stainless they'll get rusty... So what ? If they do get rusty, we might be infected by the tetanus or something... -PAIN-

I've just been promoted from Junior Comic Technician to Pink Donkey Wrangler... whatever that means...

Otherwise, I didn't get any complains about my comics lately... I'll take it as an invitation to continue.

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Christ's toughest moments IL by Yankowitz 3-04-05

-PAIN- Brian ? Remember the trial when Pilates condemned me to death... You was there with me, wasn't you ? Yes, Christ. I was. Now I'm standing here crucified, nothing can save me and you're still here me, aren't you? Uh... yes... Brian ? Don't you think you just bring me bad luck ?

Christ's toughest moments L by Yankowitz 3-04-05

Christ ? Do you think I'll become a saint ? Why should you be a saint, Brian ? Well, you know... I'm crucified like you, listening to your every word... I'm your last companion... Do you believe in God, Brian ? Uh... no. Why ? -PAIN-

What the hell does "Pink Donkey Wrangler" mean ?

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I've made 50 comics so far and there's been little feedbacks. I hope I'm not bothering you, at least... 'cause I intend to continue.

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A wrangler is a cowboy, specifically one who saddles horses.
This is a pink donkey:

If you were bothering anyone, you'd know. People here aren't shy about criticizing what they don't like.

Uhh...OK.
What comes after "Pink Donkey Wrangler" ? Grey Wierdo Manager ?

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I think next you'll become a member of TOBOR's fan club.
Um... I'll let someone else explain that one to you.