yeah ... I know ...Tales From Hell ... stupid right? Well, I have had a sugar rush from 15 Mt. Dews and lack of sleep ... I AM INSANE!!! AAAAAAAAGHHHHHH!!!!
(security): We have a breach... insane person on aisle 6 ... I repeat we have a code 200! MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!
(William): AGGGHHH! OOOOFH! EEEEEEEYAAAAAAW!!OUCH!GET OFFA ME YOU FRICKEN RENT-A-COPS!!! YOU'RE NOT EVEN REAL BACON! YOU'RE PRE-MADE WANNA BE PIG!!! OWWWWW!!!
(security): Sir! SIR! You will refrain from slander, or I will skull fuck you right here! DO YOU COPY?!!
(william): yes ...
(security): I SAID... DO YOU COPY??!!!
(william): YES, SIR! now .. uh .. can you please get your nightstick offa my head ...???
(security): Home Base, this is Alpha Charlie Echo .. Subject is now subdued... I repeat psycho subject is liquified and waiting to be transported to section 9 ...over?
(home base): We heard you loud and clear, ACE ... there is no room for subject in Looney Bin, I repeat ... No room for Crazy Bird in Cage ...dispose at will ...
(william): NOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH (CRACK) ...(THUMP)...
(security): OVer and out, Home Base ... Crazy Bird dealt with ... I repeat .. Psycho is toast ..
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