The War Between Blaine Rivers And Floyd Reynolds 1 by biped 3-02-05

Package for a Mister Reynolds! A Mister "Floyd" Reynolds! It's TWO DAYS LATE, you FUCKING ASSHOLE! Fucking ELVES! Ever since Santa Claus CROAKED ON THE TOILET, the little fuckers are popping up EVERYWHERE! So, what was in the package, fuckface? Ah, it was just some shit I ordered from -- hey, wait a minute! "FUCKFACE"?!?

The War Between Blaine Rivers And Floyd Reynolds 2 by biped 3-02-05

WE GO TO WAR, MOTHERFUCKER! Whatever you say, fuckface! GRRRR! HE SAID IT AGAIN! I'm glad my orbiting death satellite is almost finished, Mom! I'm just arming the flesh-shredding incineration missiles now, dear. GOOD! I've gotta take a SHIT -- then we ATTACK! Gee kitty, I sure hope Floyd enjoys the phosphorous grenades we installed in his toilet!

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YAAAAAAAAA!!! MY ASSHOLE!!! I'm sorry, Mr. Reynolds, but you're going to need a complete buttock transplant. I'll put you on the donor waiting list. THAT DOES IT! I'm targeting a certain "Blaine Rivers" for a big-ass fucking MISSILE ATTACK! Oh gosh, kitties, I hope Floyd doesn't mind that I've reset his entire targeting system to lock in on him instead of me!

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There! That should do it! Heh, heh! YAAAAAAAAA!!!!! OH GOD HELP ME!!!!!! I'LL KILL YOU!!! IF IT'S THE LAST THING I EVER DO I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU!!! Oh, he'll get over it, kitty! Then we'll be friends again!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

The War Between Blaine Rivers And Floyd Reynolds 5 by biped 3-02-05

Well, I was in the hospital for six months, but now I'm BACK! And ready to KILL YOU! Aww, Floyd -- let's be pals again! Just like we were before this silly misunderstanding! "Remember the good times? Like the day I first found widdle Pooky Sweet-ums?" Look! Me found kitty cat! Me glad you found kitty cat! Me glad you glad me found kitty cat! Me glad you glad me glad you found kitty cat!

The War Between Blaine Rivers And Floyd Reynolds 6 by biped 3-02-05

...me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad... ...you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you found kitty cat! Wow! I'd forgotten what great friends we were! I'm sorry I got so mad, Blaine! And I'm sorry I called you "fuckface"! It just sort of slipped out! Oh, by the way...what WAS in that package? Cat toys for your kitty cats, and a big, knobby vibrating butt plug for you! Happy belated birthday, Blaine!

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Oh, dear...I think I pushed the wrong...oh, my... I LOVE my new butt plug! Me GLAD you love your new butt plug! Package for a Mister Reynolds! A Mister "Floyd" -- OH, BOY! MY NEW BUTTOCKS!

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

You sir, are a bad, bad man.

You sir, are a sick individual who probably has forty nipples and has to obsessively flick each and every one thrice before you can enter into your daily shower.

I like these BECAUSE they make space birds hurty.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

"Daily" shower? Err...

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Well gosh, I [u]liked[/u] the series!

That's all I have to say

Me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you glad me glad you liked it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

This series is eerily reminiscent of a vintage pornographic film star's half-cousin who once made a statement along the lines of "Constant pressure only breeds lachrymosis."

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Good evening, Brian.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Liking it, centurion, likin' it.

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Peeing sitting down is the gift you give yourself.