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Scyess 
Official Traveling Menstrual
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Five comics for no particular reason.
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| Americans sure have a bad rep, internationally. | |
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| I wonder why we can't be less concerned about paparazzi and "reality TV" and more worldy and sophisiticated like the Europeans. | |
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| The new EU constitution will irrevokably change the lives of every single citizen of Europe. And yet, people know more about football players than it. | |
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| We have to convince them to vote somehow. Maybe if we launch it into space we'd get their attention. | |
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| Apparently, the president of Harvard the other day suggested the remote possiblity of there being a difference between men and women. | |
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| What? What was he thinking? That the academic world would tolerate opinions that aren't in lockstep with its self-sustaining myopia? | |
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| Who knows. It's like he expects to get away with freely expressing ideas or something. | |
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| Well, I hope he learned his lesson. | |
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| HAVE YOU LEARNED YOUR LESSON YET, HEATHEN SCUM? | |
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| Not quite yet; a few of my limbs are still attached. | |
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| Wow. Someone caught a 22 pound lobster and sold it to a fish market! | |
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| I heard. Within days he was flooded with mail from PETA telling him to release it, zoos wanting to take it, and people wanting to eat it. | |
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| I guess it's a good sign that people's lives are so stable they can afford to spend their time getting all flustered over a larger-than-usual crustatean. | |
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| I think some schmuck even made a comic about it. | |
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These started to stretch the "Actually Happened" theme into "Actually Happening"... but fortunately, I don't care.
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| America has been the slowest Western country in the world to accept gays into the military. | |
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| So the official line of the country is that they're so repulsed by gays, that they refuse to let them get shot and blown up thousands of miles from the comforts of home? | |
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| But... there's no draft. And you're not a citizen. Or even human... | |
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| I know. I was changing the subject. | |
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| Hey! I bought some organic tangerines at the store! | |
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| Of course they're organic. All fruits are composed of compounds of carbon, oxygen, and hydrogen. | |
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| That's not what "organic" means anymore. | |
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| Oh, yeah? Let's see what the dictionary has to say about that. | |
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| "organic - adj - costing $1.50 extra per pound" | |
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| Hey! I got some organic toilet paper on sale! | |
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"Old" is the old new.
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