Cops by MikeyG 3-04-05

How do you stop a bunch of cops from beating the shit out of a Hispanic guy? Tell them a black guy did it.

Cops 2 by MikeyG 3-04-05

How can you tell a cop is corrupt? They're wearing a uniform.

Cops 3 by MikeyG 3-04-05

How can you prevent being hassled by the cops? Paint yourself white.

Cops 4 by MikeyG 3-04-05

What do you do if you're a black guy and the police come to your door and ask for I.D.? Get shot when you pull your wallet out.

Cops 5 by MikeyG 3-04-05

What do you do when you're a Black Panther leader and you're sleeping peacefully in your bed? Get shot by cops.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Cops 6 by MikeyG 3-04-05

How do you stop a cop from beating the shit out of you if you're black? Change your name to O.J.

Cops 7 by MikeyG 3-04-05

When does a bunch of cops stop beating the shit out of a black guy? When they decide to rape him with a nightstick.

Cops 8 by MikeyG 3-04-05

How does a guilty black man beat the charges against him? He hires Johnny Cochrane.

Cops 9 by MikeyG 3-04-05

How does a poor guilty black man beat charges against him? He doesn't.

Cops 10 by MikeyG 3-04-05

How does a poor, innocent black man beat charges against him? He doesn't.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Cops 11 by MikeyG 3-04-05

Why are cops such assholes? You are what you eat.

Cops 12 by MikeyG 3-04-05

What's the difference between cops and an old black grandma? The grandma's got a good reason for beating the shit out of a young black man.

Cops 13 by MikeyG 3-04-05

What's the difference between cops and a plague of rats? People usually get rewarded for killing a plague of rats.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

MikeyG! It's... Cory W! From M2K! *raises teh roof*

Um, so hey.

Hunh... so I was just told you're not the same MikeyG. Please accept my apologies for the abrupt and retarded response. Hizzah and ciao!

Maybe the MikeyG you're referring to is the one who isn't "the same" MikeyG.

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