Warning: This could offend! But you probably knew that alreayd, seriously though, through making this, I managed to offend myself.

Small Glossary:
Bloke = Guy/Man/Male
Love = Informal name for a person/ Romantic commitment
Fag = Informal name for a ciggerette and homosexual person.
Penguin = Any of various stout flightless marine birds of the family Spheniscidae, of cool regions of the Southern Hemisphere, having flipperlike wings and webbed feet adapted for swimming and diving, and short scalelike feathers that are white in front and black on the back.

Now you can read the comic:

Tony's Story- Introduction To Tony by FrixFrax 3-10-05

Hello and welcome, this week, we follow the story of Tony, who was seperated from his wife for being too ugly... She just came up to me one day and said Tony, you make me want to physically vomit every time I look at your face! What I'm looking for in this is, someone loving and caring, just someone I can spend those lonely nights with and be able to cuddle up to at night...

Tony's Story- Part 1 by FrixFrax 3-10-05

Tony hits the clubs... All right gorgeous, want to go out with me sometime? Not really my type mate... Jesus! He's a bloke, that's the problem with blokes having long hair, gets you all confused... Hehe! DON'T TOUCH ME YOU PERV! Okay, a little touch! AND YOU WOULD TOO WOULDN'T YOU! Jesus! I'd get more action in the men’s lavatory than in here! You know I'd be as well as saying... LETS HAVE HOT SEX! *GASP*

Tony's Story- Part 2 by FrixFrax 3-10-05

He tries another club... This club is all right, but I can't seem to see any women, don't know what’s up with that? Oh you naughty boy, sneaking into the club! Jesus! It's one of those clubs! My mistake, I'm not a gay! Damn! Outside the club... Well I wasn’t to know it was one of THOSE clubs, I think I'll try one more, after a fag... I'm not going to smoke a gay though...

Tony's Story- Part 3 by FrixFrax 3-10-05

Another club... Well this club is much better, I think she's been staring at me, but she might also just have a lazy eye... OH MY GOD! YOUR GORGEOUS! WANNA DANCE WITH ME!?!?!?!?! All right love! Well it would seem Tony is finally made it! LOOK AT ME DANCE! I'M A PENGUIN FEED ME FISH! Tony unfortunately suffered, he died, a drill, drilled through his skull, piercing his brain, he remained paralyzed for two weeks before his sister helped him out with assistant Euthanasia. <3

I do hope you liked it, if not. I still love you.

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Is it wrong to laugh?

I think you are really two people.
One of which uses much e-garble, thus 15 or so and most likely American.
The other one is English, possibly 22, with a writing style slightly above the comprehension of the average stripcreator flunkie.

My thinking-juices are dribbling out of my ears. Right or left depending on which my head is cocked, doggy-style.

Oh shut up, you know what I meant.

P.S. The comics were alright. "...smoke a gay." Priceless. Also, I don't blaming Tony for being into that last girl...anybody that said, "I'M A PENGUIN FEED ME FISH!" to me would definitely have me hooked. Unless it was...I don't know, Dick Cheney.

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8===D

Well, that pretty much says it all.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

I'm neither American or English.

I'm Scottish. Although, if we're being politically correct, British.

But who'd want to read comics in Scottish dialogue.

I don't even know if that was your point, but YAY.

That's best thing I've heard about my comics in ages man, rock on.

Thanks all, I should probably disappear for a while, appearing only at the next full moon...

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Is it wrong to laugh?

If you disappear, I will go on a rampage of destruction.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

There is nothing wrong with Scotsmen, Lass!

"smoke a fag". heh.

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There was once a man who said:"nothing is true!". Although later it was found out that he was lying.

1. Do real scots say "festering tit"?

2. Has Melkor properly distilled yon FrixFrax's peoples' culture into a pintsize, bearded package?

3. What is meant by the phrase "bearded package"?

4. Anybody wanna loan me some francs?

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8===D

Okay, I promise to visit, at least once a month.

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Is it wrong to laugh?