Cuz | by Scyess 3-14-05

Hey, Ma. What's up? My word! Did you hear about your cousin? He just broke the bad news to his parents! In the middle of dinner! Oh, God! Holy shit! What's wrong??!? He's... he's... he's gay! Jesus Christ, Mom. You made it sound like he had cancer or something... You're taking this so well! Did you know already?

Cuz ][ by Scyess 3-14-05

Yes! You're cousin is gay! Who knew? I mean, he always was so popular with women... lots of his friends are girls... Not that this changes the way we feel about him! He's still your cousin and we love him! Yes we do! He's still the same person, you know! But I mean, who saw it coming? This is certainly is the news of the year, don't you think so, Jon? 9/11's got nothing on this scoop!

Cuz ]|[ by Scyess 3-14-05

Don't be upset about this, just because you have a gay cousin! Lots of people are gay! They can even lead semi-normal lives in the bigger cities... But it's okay! It's all right! It's not like he's dead, or anything. He's still the same old -- CHRIST, MOM! ENOUGH ALREADY! YOU'VE TOLD ME FOR TWO HOURS THAT MY COUSIN IS GAY! CAN WE MOVE ON TO THE NEXT TOPIC... PLEASE!!! I'm gald you're so open minded, because your father is also gay. g- uh...

Cuz |V by Scyess 3-14-05

So Mom, just how many of our family members are gay? Turns out all of them, except you and me. Geez. And quite frankly, I have my doubts about you. Thanks, Mom. I mean, really. Shouldn't a man your age have a girlfriend, instead of jerking off to cartoon porn every night?

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"Old" is the old new.

Cuz V by Scyess 3-14-05

You were on the phone with your mom for a long time. Yep. Anything new? She had some new bushes put in in front of the house. Her arthritis is better. And it seems my whole family is gay. Your whole family??? Does that include... Why not? I think I've already struck out with every woman on Earth... might as well give the men a shot.

Cuz V| by Scyess 3-14-05

Hey there. Um, come here often? Woah! Hold on there, honey? Are you trying to pick me up? My gaydar is reading negatory, sailor. Well, I'm not gay per se, but I can't say I've had any luck with women, so I figured I'd give this a shot. Suits me, honey. All I need is a warm hole. Men are such pigs. I mean, a cantalope straight from the mircowave will work... but I can't get it to grab my buttocks and squeal "Do me, Daddy!"

Cuz V][ by Scyess 3-14-05

How was your first night as a homosexual? Disappointing. Not used to stubble-burn when you kiss your date? It's not that... it's just that men are such filthy pigs with one-track minds. They didn't see me for who I really am; they just wanted me for sex. I'm going back to girls. Speaking of girls, one of Sanna's friends is over, and she's kind of cute. Cute, hell. At this point, all I need is a warm hole.

Cuz ][.V by Scyess 3-14-05

So how did Uncle take the news that his son is gay? Pretty badly. Yeah. He's never been a big fan of gays. True, but it could've been worse. How? He could've told him that he was black.

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"Old" is the old new.

Oh my god that was funny... the punchline in number 6 was pure gold. Excellent.

The comics are funny.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

Damn, I was just getting bored with gay jokes until this series. Now prepare for another 600 comics by me predicated on thinly-veiled gay jokes.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

That was funny as hell.

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I will rate you hard, and unendingly.