Why me? by Spankling 3-14-05

Thanks for having dinner with me Tit-Fuck Fairy. Just keep the caviar coming. [sigh] Yes miss. Tit-Fuck, why is it I can't get my hands on a G-Mail account? You and me are old-tech, Spanker. you know... whips, wands, clamps, pixie dust... * ring * .... *ring * But how do I move on? Cattle prods? Tazers? Oops! That's my bluetooth. Put a sock in it, will you love?

I love the TF Fairy by Spankling 3-14-05

So... TF... you're cute and well... stacked and all... Yes? * POOF * But how ad-zactly could a full grown man such as myself... * POOF * Woooo! Nice trick! Could you do that during... For enough pixie dust and teeth, the world is your oyster, sweety.

Begging TF for More by Spankling 3-14-05

It has been a lovely evening, TF. So far so good. Maybe we could wonder back to my place and... No chance! The last time you groveled on me and inhaled one of my slippers! I'll be a perfect gentleman this time! You get out of hand and I'll turn you into a hobby-horse with this wand! Scratch that. You’d like it too much.

Parting is such sweet sorrow by Spankling 3-14-05

You sure you wont come back with me? No. I gotta fly. She's making up lies to keep from hurting my feelings. That sleep tonic I gave him should kick in so the 7 dwarves can have their fun with him tonight! Good bye then TF. I'll always love you. Sleep tight.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet

Pretty good. You had me laughing at "Titty Fuck Fairy"

I enjoyed reading the comics, instead of hating it.

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.

That is my goal.

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"Jelly-belly gigglin, dancin and a-wigglin, honey that's the way I am!" Janice the Muppet