I hadn't been planning on posting this series, but since it ecompases my 1100th comic, I might as well... as long as I've got a thread going.

Gov't | by Scyess 3-17-05

Wow! You've been inventing a lot of neat stuff lately. Yep. Keepin' busy. This is neat! What's this doohickey over here? NO! DON'T TOUCH THAT! THAT'S THE... *click* ... plot device. Everyone freeze. This is a government investigation!

Gov't ][ by Scyess 3-17-05

I'm with the CIA, the FBI, the NSA, the KGB, the IRS, the NASA, the FDA, and the ASPCA. We're investigating some suspicious information about your activities here. What information? Well, we don't have any. That's what's so suspicious. ARE YOU HEARING THIS, GEORGE ORWELL?! GAH! BUGS!

Gov't ]|[ by Scyess 3-18-05

I'm looking for anything suspicious. Seen anything? Nope. How about you? Seen anything suspicious? Sorry. Nothing. This is HQ. Anything to report? I quit.

Gov't |V by Scyess 3-18-05

Hey, Samantha. I haven't seen you in a while. Yes. The job's been miserable. You still working at the soul torturing plant? Yep. Sure the work is fun, but the pay is miserable. Can you join the union? I work for tips.

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"Old" is the old new.

Gov't V by Scyess 3-18-05

Why can't you get paid more money? Aren't there any unions where you work? You mean in Hell? I guess that was a pretty stupid question. Even our unions are members of union unions.

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Gov't V| by Scyess 3-18-05

Why don't you ask your boss for a raise? Would you ask the manager of a soul torturing plant for a raise? Er... probably not. It's probably better not to get on his bad side.

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Gov't V][ by Scyess 3-18-05

Hey. I seem to be suddenly out of a job. Do you guys have any openings? At the soul torturing plant? Do you have any qualifications? I just left a job at the IRS. Sorry. Don't call us; we'll call you. That was wierd. I would've thought he'd've been pefect. Yeah. There's going to be a management spot opening up soon, and I don't need that type of competition.

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"Old" is the old new.

"Neat!"

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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.