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Mr. Wonderful
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| Mom, why did Woofy have to die? | |
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| Well, Bobby -- death is just a part of life. It comes to all of us, sooner or later. | |
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| Didja hear that, sis? Death is a part of life, and sooner or later we're all gonna be DEAD! | |
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| NO, BOBBY, NO! I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD! | |
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| Well, you're GONNA be dead, so you might as well SHUT UP and ACCEPT IT! | |
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| NO!!! NO!!! WAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAAA!!! | |
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| MAKE WAY! DEAD KIDS WALKIN'! DEAD KIDS WALKIN'! | |
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| WE ARE THE DEAD! THE LIVING DEAD! | |
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| Look, Bobby...a dead wino. | |
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| Yep. That's us before long, sis...just a couple of cold, stiff, rotting corpses...food for the worms. | |
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| I gave Bobby and Sally the old speech about death being a "part of life." It'll help them get over Woofy. | |
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| Kids -- heh, heh. Too young to have any concept of their own mortality. How I often envy the carefree little tykes. | |
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| No use putting it off, sis. It's pointless to suffer the prolonged agonies of life, when, in the end, death is our only reward anyway. | |
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| Yeah...we might as well get it over with now, if inevitable death is the sole purpose for living. Bye, Bobby. | |
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| Your kids threw themselves under a train. They were both killed instantly. | |
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| NO!!! BOBBY...SALLY... NOOOOOO!!! | |
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| Now, dear. Death is just a part of life. It comes to all of us sooner or -- | |
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| EAT SHIT, YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!! WAAAAAAA-HA-HAAAAAAAA!!! | |
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Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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