cannibal by thebooze 3-16-05

Butch never did do too well on the dating scene. if only he had an apetite for chicken Do you want that breast? You can have it. this will be the closest he gets to second base

"cold pizza tastes better" by thebooze 3-16-05

Butch got bored so he read his book necrophilia? exhausted from reading Feels like a good time to crack open a cold one.

eureka! by thebooze 3-17-05

suicide! but how? this sucks, i quit wuss

thanks to cher by thebooze 3-17-05

Do you believe in life after love? Do you believe in love after death?

Tyler Durden hits bottom by thebooze 3-21-05

Crap, what are we going to do?! Hey man, you're the one that wanted to hit bottom. This isn't what I had in mind! Wish you were still in your crappy house making soap now don't ya?

Another day in the office. by thebooze 3-21-05

Bill always hits on the new guys. Hey Tom, you hear about the new guy. no. Tom won't let this one get away Hey there partner, that's a lovely watercooler over there; it really brings this room together Oh what a sexy machine. Man that new guy's some kinda queer...I mean... he hates them... queers Oh fiddlesticks.

i liked them, particularly cannibal

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I dumb :D

Cannibal was ok. The rest were pretty bland.

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Poo perhaps?

Anybody else have opinions?

no

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I dumb :D

darn.

Evicted. by thebooze 3-26-05

Hey Tom this says you can't room with me anymore. What? Why not? Says they don't allow guys like you. Tom really liked dinosaurs....and LSD. Dinosaurs? Umm, yeah.

Cannibal and Eureka are both great.

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To thine own self be blue.

ya I agree with that guy steve, I like those two.

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horray for life. boo.

they would be pretty good comics, if they didnt suck!Just kidding, i like 'em. Keep up the good work.

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I'm not out to make you laugh. I just want you to piss your pants