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Mr. Wonderful
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| Twelve dracmas? Oh my, that seems an exhorbitant price, yes...exhorbitant, indeed... | |
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| Pay up or I'm outta here, buddy-boy! | |
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| You must do some very, very special things for such a price...very special things, indeed...yes... | |
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| I give super-duper blow jobs! | |
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| Goodness, then I must try one of them at once...tell me, shall I remove my pants at this time? | |
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| Nah, I'll just hop in! You can walk around if ya want! | |
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| So this is my eternal punishment for being gay. | |
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| Oh, I'm sure you were warned. You shoulda listened. | |
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| But I didnt think it was TRUE! | |
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| WELL, I DIDN'T THINK "FIREBOMBING A MATERNITY WARD IS BAD" was true, either! NOW look at me! | |
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| You did that? Wow...that's pretty bad. | |
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| Regis Philbin told me to do it. Or, he could have been introducing Willem Dafoe. I just wanted to be on the safe side. | |
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--- Legend, oh legend, the third wheel legend...always in the way.
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