Here's what I've churned out so far.

Blink's Delimma by Littlefish 3-28-05

After weeks of lonliness, Blink seeks help from the house of God. Ever since Jennie left me, I can't seem to find anyone who has her special qualities. I know just what you need, my child. Only God can give you the fulfillment you seek in life! ...God gives blow jobs?

"Special Relationship" by Littlefish 3-28-05

Searching for fulfillment, Blink takes up the Church's offer. Don't worry, I know just who you need to see. ... Just wait right here.   !   Now, I hear you want a "special relationship" with god...

Oh, How We Give Unselfishly... by Littlefish 3-28-05

After the tsunami that rocked Indonesia many felt hopeless. "How can we help!?" They asked... DONATE NOW! Send tsunami victims and whats left of their families on all-expenses paid dream vacations! Thank you Mormons! Make a victim happy today! (Paid for by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints) Yay! With every donation a free "I donated to victims and all I got was this stupid hoody" sweater!

The first one was pretty good. Keep em up.

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More lust than you can shake a stick at.

I liked the first and the third.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002