Andy won't be clicking this thread, so let's talk about the bastard!

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What others say about boorite!

Good idea!

He's a good-looking guy, isn't he? Intelligent, too. His strips are easily the funniest on the site.

Well that spoiled everything.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Yep, you have to get up pretty early in the morning to put one over on me.

It's hard after your wife keeps me up all night screaming for more.

zing!

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sorry, what was that? I was too busy getting your mother to suck your dad's shit off my penis to pay any attention.

i hope one day i can be half the slam-master you are andy...

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"You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel..." - homer

Sometimes having bisexual, swinging parents can be a little weird, especially when they insist on boning your friends. But I think I'm getting used to it. Did Dad wear his Batman costume?

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Sometimes having bisexual, swinging parents can be a little weird, especially when they insist on boning your friends. But I think I'm getting used to it. Did Dad wear his Batman costume?

WE HAVE A WINNER!

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w00t

The works. I tell you, getting blood out of those things is no laughing matter.

Club soda works wonders for blood stains.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

At least, that's what your mama says, Andy. Buy the old bint some tampons, for fuck sake, or I'm sending her home without the cheque.

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I wanted my half in the middle and I wound up on the edge.

Now I'm the one having a seizure.

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What others say about boorite!

I was going to join in, but I think I am outclassed.

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There are a lot of things you could be in this thread, outclassed ISN'T one of them.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Bunnerabb's maw wis shite last night.

In my years of linguistics, I was never told that some people uncontrollably post with an accent...

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Do tell. Your Australian accent comes through loud and clear. It's almost like having Paul Hogan sitting in the room with me.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

Ewww.... he got plastic surgery, and it looked like someone stuffed a vacuum cleaner nozzle up his nose and turned it onto BLOW. Urgh... shiny and squishy...

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It's honkers like that what'll get you Subaru ads, my friend.

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100 pounds of shit in a 25 pound sack.

That always amused me... an ex-pat Aussie selling a Japanese car to the American people...

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Can someone get Andydougan's mom and dad away from my dog? He's had enough trauma in his life, and he doens't need to see two more freaks of nature.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.