Randumfum 1 by umfumdisi 4-01-05

Greetings, human laborer, what is your function? I'm checking the viscosity of this sample taken from your office oilcooler. You mean you're evaluating the ratio of the tangential frictional force per unit area to the velocity gradient perpendicular to the direction of flow? Of course. Can I sniff the beaker? Robofreak.

Randumfum 2 by umfumdisi 4-01-05

Why I no longer allow my wife to use the camera AND order double prints...

Randumfum 3 (the poet who degenerates into pop culture) by umfumdisi 4-01-05

What is the color of the sun? What bids day end when night's begun? Will cock ne'er crow for Artemis strong? Will Pat Benatar find where "We Belong?" Does Kevin Bacon fry at six degrees? What's the medical term for the back of our knees?

Randumfum 4 (sorry if it's been done already) by umfumdisi 4-01-05

Hey, beautiful, do you come here often? No, randomly.

Randumfum 5 by umfumdisi 4-01-05

Look, coppers, I'm loitering. Right in front of the NO LOITERING sign! Yo, pigs, I just won the loitery, and I'm spending my prize right here. There's no justice in this world.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

Brilliant. The others were awesome too.

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Think classy, you'll be classy.

Brilliant. The others were awesome too.

Thanks, sometimes I wonder if my stuff goes over people's heads.
Most likely it goes under their whelms.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

The first one was awesome. Perhaps leaving out "robofreak" would make it better, if possible. Great job.

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

Randumfum 6: Santa Calls

This is Halloween, bitch! You better be glad there's another major holiday between us.

by umfumdisi, 4-26-05

Randumfum 7: No Account by umfumdisi 4-26-05

Hey, wage slave, wanna hear a joke? I was on my way to the men's room... Well, don't get all pissed off about it! Uh, is that the joke? No. The joke is your W-2! HAR-HAR!! No wonder nobody like accountants.

Randumfum 8: Fraternal Order? by umfumdisi 4-26-05

Okay, are you ready? I guess. *THRRRRRAAAPP!* Quick, build me a farthouse! Damn dyslexia.

Randumfum 9: Scene From The WB's "Click N Dragon" Show

I wonder how long it will take for people to grow tired of our bits? Probably one knight.

by umfumdisi, 4-26-05

Randumfum 10: Cutting Humor by umfumdisi 4-26-05

You hold it. I'll cut it in half. Why do you get to cut it? I've got the knife. Good point. The edge is pretty sharp, too.

This is sort of like writing captions for pictures except the pictures don't always make sense--nor do the comics.

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Chicken Feather Bed Bugs Bunny Hop Sing Out Side Street Walker Texas Ranger Cookie Dough Boy Wonder Years

I know, it's kind of fun. I like "Fraternal Order" the best.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.