http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/7355320/

Nice. What in the hell are we coming too? A lady has muscular dystrophy and can stand occasionally and now there's an out-cry that she's just not crippled enough to represent handicapped women as Ms. Wheelchair? Wtf.

Also.. MS WHEELCHAIR? Who came up with that? Someone let me know if there's a Ms Fucked Up in the Head contest. I'm going to win that mother fucker, hands down.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

I think the Misses "soon-to-be in a wheelchair permanently and cannot walk ever" award was what they wanted her to go for

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I dumb :D

I didn't know that we could compete to see who was the most handicapped of all. That's awesome. I'm going to break your neck now so you win.

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dcomposed:11-06-05: If I was a viking invading your village, you'd be the first to get raped.
Crabby: 10/5/06: i would love to feed you fresh fruit while bathing you.

That would rule, i can pretend to be a good retard too to create come controversy when i win!

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I dumb :D

That story totally misses the point, which is WHO THE FUCK CARES WHO GETS TO BE MS. WHEELCHAIR, ANYWAY?

Half of Africa wants to floss its teeth with the other half's intestines, and we read and write articles about whether someone in a wheelchair isn't crippled enough to have some useless title.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

I can't wait until Africans stop wanting to floss with each others' intestines and start wanting to floss with the white man's.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Oh my god! The excitement is killing me! Who will get the golden catheter in this years "Miss 90 yrs. and up USA"?

They do. The crazy thing about Africa is that everyone who lives there is African. So if a white farmer emegrates from Nigeria to the US, he becomes an "African American."

Then his kids can get special scholarships, preferentially hired, and a magical, innate ability to play basketball.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Something like that actually happened:

http://www.cnn.com/2004/EDUCATION/01/22/king.controversy.ap/

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They do. The crazy thing about Africa is that everyone who lives there is African. So if a white farmer emegrates from Nigeria to the US, he becomes an "African American."

Then his kids can get special scholarships, preferentially hired, and a magical, innate ability to play basketball.

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What if you move to Nigeria, change your nationality and move back to the U.S.? Would you be considered African?

Subject: URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUEST IN TRANSFER OF NATIONALITY

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ken.kaufman@gmail.com

No. The Department of Homeland Security would arrest you immediately upon your return and change your nationality to "enemy combatant."

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Do white African Americans get hassled by cops too?

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