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User#1: gavagavagava
User#2: blueskies
User#3: hallovey

I liked gavagavagava's "My Weapons of Mass Destruction."

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all the wrong things for all the right reasons

No links, no looks.
No comics, no comments.
No see, no care.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

You'll have to excuse not_Scyess. He has rabies.

put the comics in the thread
get this through your thick n00b head
please listen to what I've said
or not_Scyess will live under your bed.

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Hahah - whatever... You do realise that you just, in all seriousness, called someone a "n00b". I think that says a lot about you. For example, you're probably totally "l33t". Anyway - here are the links...

Blueskies:

It's a script by blueskies 4-13-05

Hi! I'm a bright young thing. Sorry to bother you. I was wondering if I could just ask you a few quick questions about your voting intentions. Sod off! I've had enough of you political types. Leave me alone and let me get back to harming innocents and dismembering live chickens. At this election we face a real choice. Is there an issue which is important to you? This guy just doesn't get it Have you had a chance to look over our manifesto? I have only had a chance to look over your vital organs.

More on the perils of mixing work and pleasure by blueskies 4-13-05

Roger is using his PC I'm having trouble with my login I might be able to help Hello old chap. My mate needs to borrow your axe. No worries. I'll even take it myself. I heard you really needed an axe. Yeah, thats right. I was having trouble with my logging.

Fluid Dynamics by blueskies 4-13-05

WE'RE TRAPPED IN THIS ROOM This is a picture of my lastest orgasm It's OK now

Disco Dancing by blueskies 4-12-05

Tyler still coudn't work out why anyone would want to spray paint the top of his head HEY. HOW YOU DOING? TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF Whilst making love, I often chew on some nuts LOOK BEHIND YOU They banned me in Switzerland

It's in my aiiiiiiiiii by blueskies 4-12-05

In other news, I sometimes like to ejaculate off the side of tall buildings. For more on this story, lets cross to our reporter on the ground. I've got something in my eye! Can you help me? I love you

[Click to view comic: 'Pirates']
[Click to view comic: 'Brian hits the campaign trail']
[Click to view comic: 'Problems']

Hallovey:

[Click to view comic: 'Tactical use of knees']
[Click to view comic: 'Personally I think the La-7 is totally sweet']
[Click to view comic: 'He only just noticed because he lost some weight']
[Click to view comic: 'A bit shit']
[Click to view comic: 'Oh!']
[Click to view comic: 'Specialising in the word 'sweet'']
[Click to view comic: 'The film was called fearless']
[Click to view comic: 'LOVE REIGN O'ER ME']
[Click to view comic: 'SWEET']
[Click to view comic: 'Oh current affairs']

Gavagavagava:

[Click to view comic: 'Hammerhead.']
[Click to view comic: 'My Red Car.']
[Click to view comic: 'Squirrel Wars Four.']
[Click to view comic: 'My Weapons of Mass Destruction.']
[Click to view comic: 'My first job interview.']
[Click to view comic: 'July.']
[Click to view comic: 'Screws.']
[Click to view comic: 'Toilet Humour.']
[Click to view comic: 'Twin crime #1.']
[Click to view comic: 'X to the Z.']
[Click to view comic: 'In tribute...']
[Click to view comic: 'Berkshire for President.']
[Click to view comic: 'M.I.L.F.']
There ya' go...

blueskies' first two were potentially funny, but the joke was overexplained, spoiling the timing required for humor. The next three were wierd, but not funny. Wierd doesn't necessarily mean funny, people! The comic that started with the line: "In other news, I sometimes like to ejaculate off the side of tall buildings. For more on this story, lets cross to our reporter on the ground." had great potential, I think, but it ended up not going anywhere.

I didn't bother to read the rest. Only five comics show up in one post, you know.

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peddling the funny around since 09/24/2002

Just like our love.

:(

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The giant three-phallused phallus of Uzbekistan will one day squirt the cosmic jizz of revenge all over Canada.

Man - you guys make this hard... But I guess ya' live and ya' learn...

Hammerhead. by gavagavagava 3-21-05

I hate myself. Why? God is angry with me. Why? Jaubs! Noooo!

My Red Car. by gavagavagava 3-22-05

Stop that. I can do it this way too. That showed him.

Squirrel Wars Four. by gavagavagava 3-25-05

I'll turn my back and shut my eyes. You're right - it's much better.

My Weapons of Mass Destruction. by gavagavagava 3-25-05

So, how do you feel about the situation in Iraq, old chap? Personally, I feel that sexed up dossier was completely outrageous. His hat is far too small. I wonder if I should tell him?

My first job interview. by gavagavagava 3-25-05

So, Mr. Taylor, please outline a situation in which you've successfully worked in a team. I regularly participate in gangbangs. A lot of my work has, in fact, been featured on www.shegotswitched.com. I see.

Think you can handle more?

July. by gavagavagava 4-11-05

Good Morning Prime Minister! Mr. Mandleson. I raped your daughter last night, and then allowed the entire black contingent of the Chelsea squad to 'roast' her. His hat is too small - I wonder if I should tell him?

Screws. by gavagavagava 4-11-05

What does it say? I have to go. Now. Do you need any shelves fixing, Sir? I have four.

Toilet Humour. by gavagavagava 4-12-05

Robin isn't old enough to drink and had trouble finding a nightclub. Not tonight love. Dirty D told her you don't have to be 21 to drink at the glory hole. You don't have to be 21 to drink at the glory hole. Nasty little white girl...

Twin crime #1. by gavagavagava 4-12-05

So what do you think? You should move the Rook to G5 because White has a chance of starting to check your King. Then I could move the Bishop on E7 to F8... Well? Jesus Christ. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO STAB HIM IN THE HEAD YOU FUCKTARD.

X to the Z. by gavagavagava 4-12-05

UUUUUUUUHHHHHH! What's your problem?!

It would be so much easier if more cartoons showed up.

Berkshire for President. by gavagavagava 4-12-05

So Rube, what have you got for me this week? Well Colonel, I've saved the best for you. I call them 'The Tight Twat Twins'. Only $350 for the pair! Konichiwah! I TIGHT TWAT TWIN!

M.I.L.F. by gavagavagava 4-12-05

You're right. He smells so musty. We should air him.

Bus Man Bus Man. by gavagavagava 4-13-05

I was wondering how to cross the road with all this commotion? No... I still don't know.

Tribute to the Greatest Man Alive: Ev. by gavagavagava 4-13-05

You make me nervous. I said... ...I heard what you said. Fuck off and die.

Whyman. You gotta' love him. by gavagavagava 4-13-05

Whilst a spinach fight takes place in the adjoining room... I want Hamish. Oh, don't start Whyman! I WANT HAMISH! Ok... Ok... Hamish! Arf!

Beautiful. Here are some of Hallovey's:

Tactical use of knees by hallovey 4-12-05

I'M NOT REALLY INVISIBLE, I'M JUST WELL GOOD AT CROUCHING

Personally I think the La-7 is totally sweet by hallovey 4-11-05

I'd go for the Lavochkin La-5FN Not the La-7? Nah, too heavy. What about you? I'm quite fond of the I-153 with M62, but I'd have to go for the I-16 tip 24. WHATS YOUR FAVOURITE RADIAL-ENGINED RUSSIAN FIGHTER AIRCRAFT OF WORLD WAR TWO? Join in at home! Yeah! Sweet!

He only just noticed because he lost some weight by hallovey 4-11-05

What's wrong? I HAVE NO GENITALS

A bit shit by hallovey 4-11-05

You're now... A TRICERATOPS Oh yeah... well you're a... MONOCHROME BEATNIK Well then, you're now JAMELIA Oh no! Come back! I am a huge fan.

Oh! by hallovey 4-11-05

Hello! I'm your friendly local copper! Super! A fellow Britisher! I like tea and crumpets, and Nickleback! NO WAY NO BRITISH PEOPLE ARE RETARDED ENOUGH TO LIKE NICKELBACK i was pretending

The last panel of "My first job interview" was not completely unamusing.

Yes, I thought that one was alright too, although I'm not big on comics that look like they might be advertising someone's web site. I also kind of liked the ones about the dinosaur's hat being too small.

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The what mentioned above is total fiction. Please don't take it seriously!