Or are they just fucking with us?

Questionable Obsessions by PrimoOoze1138 4-18-05

Man, what are you doing? I'm smoldering with general agony. The idea of no more Penny Arcade comics terrifies me. ...*sigh*...And why's that? Didn't you hear the news?! Gabe and Tycho split up! Dude, they're not married, they're just comic artists. Married...roommate comic-artist-gamers...what's the difference?

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!

And as a follow-up...

How does he know that? by PrimoOoze1138 4-18-05

Howdy, friends. It seems that the previous comic was Mr. Wade's 100th comic. So to celebrate... ...We're throwing him a Bat Mitzvah! And coincidentally, a Bris too! ::whispers into Watson's ear:: Oh. Really? Well SOMEBODY's getting clipped today. Might as well get our money's worth outta that Rabbi. And it sure as fuck ain't gonna be me!

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Thar's a snake in mah boot!