http://www.stripcreator.com/comics/AriTheDog

Poor Ari. He's jealous of me. :p

Too bad he's not even remotely as funny, eh?

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Utterly Worthless, maybe. But complete waste of time? Absolutely!

um... most people just put each other on their favorites.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

His was sarcasm though. He's from another forum and he thinks I'm not too funny, thus, why he did that. ;)

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Utterly Worthless, maybe. But complete waste of time? Absolutely!

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I was gonna send a robot back in time, but I got high.

I was looking at your comics and they're pretty good for a n00b. And you actually bothered to read the FAQ (as demonstrated by your use of in-jokes) which impresses me even more. Welcome aboard.

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

Thank you for the welcome and the praise. :)

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Utterly Worthless, maybe. But complete waste of time? Absolutely!

n00bs thank vets by giving them sexual favors... (pretty sure that's also in the FAQ)

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Destroying my reputation one post at a time.

I'm already having two affairs. :(

I pride myself on my virility, but even I couldn't handle that much Cornholio.

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Utterly Worthless, maybe. But complete waste of time? Absolutely!

It warms the cock

les of my heart to see a newbie getting such a welcome.

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What others say about boorite!

See? The regs don't just rip on newbies because they're new.

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Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants.

Since when? Did I miss a meeting?

Until I read the memo I am assuming all newbs to be cunts* until further notice. I suggest you all do likewise.

*and/or fannies.

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GOVT. Warning: Do not smoke around children they will badger you for fags.

This one is especially good.

What Would Jesus Do? by Dark_Pulse 4-18-05

What do you think Jesus would do? Explore Space? Sunbathe? Wrong. What do YOU think Jesus would do? Hack Nonbelievers? Moh! Still wrong. Jesus would do this. Can I help you? Big Mac and a large order of fries...

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...Trot and Cap'n Bill were free from anxiety and care. Button-Bright never worried about anything. The Scarecrow, not being able to sleep, looked out of the window and tried to count the stars.

I can't be that bad if I already got good comics, three days in. :)

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Utterly Worthless, maybe. But complete waste of time? Absolutely!