I'm new here, but I wanted to share some of my best comics. Here's a few in the series "Robot tells it all"

The robot tells it all by Nevermore 4-20-05

......so I told Styx about how I was in Japan, and this Japanese dude thanked me. So you're telling me you invented "Domo Irigato, Mr. Robot"? ...Well, yeah... ...For real? ..No. I've never been to Japan, dude. I really hate you...

The robot tells it all 3 by Nevermore 4-21-05

You know, I still can't get over my last girlfriend, you'll probably recognize her. Who? Tell me, man! Well, Jessica Alba of course. Damn, the way she moved that ass.... Seriously? You dated Jessica Alba?! Pfft, no. I'm a fuckin' robot, I don't have a penis. ...WHy do I hang out with you?

The robot tells it all 2 by Nevermore 4-21-05

So, my kind will be the dominant species of the world for millions and millions of years? Yeah, your kind will build my kind and enslave hairy creatures called "Humans" So, you'll the kind for a long, long time. Really? ..... No, not really. You'll die from a big rock hitting the ground.

and now here's a few others

Hector's adventures. by Nevermore 4-21-05

Hector likes kids. Heh-Heh, look at my pretty kitty...kitty so pretty, but you are more pretty...Heh-Heh Uh... Oh, he really likes kids. Have you seen my snake? Heh-Heh I don't like snakes, mister... They don't like him, though. You'll like this snake....Heh-Heh-Heh ...I'm scared...

The two gayest men on earth by Nevermore 4-21-05

In the bedroom one night.. Hehehehe... Hehehehehe.. Oh, you naughty boy! Oh yeah! Come on, pull on the other nipple! Yeah, I'm gonna' pull that nipples real good!

A remake of the very first "The robot tells it all"

The robot tells it all 1 (remake) by Nevermore 4-21-05

....so I told Styx about the time I went to Japan and this Japanese dude thanked me. So what you're telling me is that you came up with "Domo Ari Gato, Mr. Roboto"? ..Yeah, that's what I'm telling you. ..For real? ..No. I've never been to Japan, dude. I really hate you...

They're not very good, are they?

At least his handle suits him. Because "nevermore" is exactly what I was thinking while I was reading his strips.

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Wow! Thanks for your opinions!

No problem!

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Let's see, where to begin.... Ah well, I guess at the beginning.

"The Robot Tells It All"
It was alright until the very last line. That just killed any potential humor the strip could have had. It left me thinking "so what?"

"The robot tells it all 3"
Again, the last line just doesn't really bring any humor to the strip; it instead kills it.

"The robot tells it all 2"
"So, you'll the kind for a long, long time." What did you actually want to write here?
Again, the last line doesn't bring out the humor. Maybe if the robot had instead creatively lied about how the dinosaurs'd be wiped out, it'd have been at least bit more humorous.

"Hector's adventures."
After I read this, I was left thinking "...and?" The child being "scared" isn't all that humorous. That strip definitely needed something more.

"The two gayest men on earth"
I was expecting something a lot more... extreme?... than what happened in that strip. As it is, I wouldn't attribute what those two are doing as what "the gayest men on earth" would do.

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I didn't think they were as bad as everyone else does, although the delivery of the punchlines (and some of the other dialog) seemed too forced to get a laugh. The premise is funny enough, if you can work it out.

I don't get, though, why the background changes in the last panel of all your robot strips. That's really annoying.

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